Wednesday, January 30, 2008

TAX REBATES FOR ILLEGALS



When the story broke on national media that tax rebates for illegal aliens was being considered, I put this cartoon up on the blog. I tried to make it look like a Minuteman might see illegals through night vision goggles.


This picture is a photoshop parody. The picture originally appeared on the House of Representatives website. The photo is of Rep. George Miller (CA) promoting his Protect America's Wildlife Act. The wolf has Mr. Miller's hand, complete with some blood and gore.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD'S BACK....WITH A VENGENCE!

BIG BAD WOLF AND ILLEGALS MEET LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD














The Big Bad Wolf snuck into Grandma's house,while Grandma was away at Branson, MO.
Grandma's a big Andy Williams fan. Big Bad Wolf liked living in Grandma's house.
He signed up for Medicaid, Social Security and AARP. He thought he'd just hang out there until Little Red Riding Hood came to visit.


















One day two illegals showed up and moved in. They claimed they loved America and had indigenous rights to Grandma's house. They told Big Bad Wolf he could stay as long as he shared his federal entitlements with them.


















Big Bad Wolf claimed he was more indigenous and even showed them a picture of one of his ancestors: CANIS LUPISPITHICUS. This ancient Big Bad Wolf roamed the ancestoral jungles of New Mexico 25-30,000 years ago. Big Bad Wolf told the illegals to scram!





















The illegals countered claiming their ancestors were here 400,000 years ago. They said their ancient ancestor INDIGENOUSPITHICUS crossed the border from ancient Mexico into what is now New Mexico long before Big Bad Wolf's ancestor did.


















Big Bad Wolf and the illegals got into a fight, right there in Grandma's house!
















In the midst of all the commotion, Little Red Riding Hood burst through the door!
Guns a blazing, she caught the Big Bad Wolf and the illegals by surprise!
Little Red Riding Hood is back...and with a vengence!!!

To be continued......

PRESIDENT BUSH'S NATIONAL SECURITY JEOPARDY

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

WOLF ATTACKING UNARMED VILLAGERS IN EUROPE



I drew this picture after reading the accounts of wolf populations and attacks on humans increasing after governments in Europe and Russia disarmed the population.
I tried to make it look like a 1900 century woodcut or lithograph.

WOLF ATTACKING




I drew this picture. This is probably the last thing a calf or cow, or your family pet sees before it is killed by a wolf.

Monday, January 21, 2008

THE WOLF PARODIES


FISH & WILDLIFE AND USFS ANNOUNCE JAGUAR REINTRODUCTION
Apparently there was a mixup among government agencies about a memo to go ahead with the JAGUAR REINTRODUCTION PROGRAM. The FWS & the USFS traded in all their trucks for new Jaguars.


Car carrying Mexican Gray Wolf




The Wolf Lover




Wolf rehabilitation program trains trusty wolf as a service dog for the visually handicapped.




SAVE THE WOLVES rally.




The Denver Zoo has placed cameras in Rocky Mountain National Park to help determine if there are wolves living within the park's boundaries.




A Canadian wolf lover swims with a brown wolf, claiming swimming with wolves will help save the species.



The alien space accidentally beamed a wolf aboard. Some sort of commotion occurred on the alien ship. The blue beam reappeared and immediately beamed the wolf back down.
The wolf was seen running out of the blue bean with an alien gray in its jaws.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

POLAR BEARS ON A PLANE



If you believe the Fish and Wildlife Service political claim the polar bear is endangered because of global warming you'll love the CENTER FOR HYSTERICAL DIVERSITY'S action thriller based on scientific data: POLAR BEARS ON A PLANE!

WHO'S WATCHING OUT FOR CORY VOORHIS?

ANCIENT MAYAN REINTRODUCTION PROGRAM ANNOUNCED

Friday, January 18, 2008



The Wish and Wildlife Service, working in conjuction with federal immigration authorities, announced it would proceed with the ANCIENT MAYAN REINTRODUCTION PROGRAM. WWS and immigration officials will offer two years in the program to any illegal alien arrested, as opposed to deportation. Willing participants must live a minimum of two years in the wilds of Catron county to be eligible for U.S.citizenship. WWS officials say the program is needed to control the booming Mexican Gray Wolf population in the region. Native American tribes were approached about the program.
After the initial laughter died down tribal leaders suggested the WWS employees leave while they still had their hair. WWS conceeds its a bit of a stretch to claim the ancient Mayans inhabited present day New Mexico; but as one official stated: "Accuarate science and history has never been a strong point of this agency".

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ORF PERSON OF THE YEAR AWARD



Hillary Clinton's new book fits nicely here

SOMEBODY STUCK A WOLF IN OUR MAILBOX


Sunday, December 30, 2007
SOMEBODY STUCK A WOLF IN OUR MAILBOX
(Parody) We suspect some irrate wolf lover attempted to cause us harm by putting a Mexican Gray Wolf in our mailbox. We discovered the wolf, crammed in the mailbox, and called a federal agency which immediately called the fire department to get the poor creature out of the mailbox. The wolf has been shipped to a petting zoo in Santa Fe county, NM.

RANCHER BOOTING GENETICALLY ENGINEERED MINI-WOLF

Saturday, December 29, 2007

OTERO RESIDENTS FORUM EXCLUSIVE
(Parody) The controversy over wolf reintroduction into southern New Mexico has fanned the flames of a heated debate between ranchers and wolf advocates. Livestock and family pets belonging to ranching families have fallen prey to wolf packs. Environmentalists and wolf advocates insist the wolf is a beneficial predator essential to the ecological well being of the region. Ranchers complain their cattle and family pets don’t stand a chance against ravenous wolf attacks. Wolf advocates counter with arguments that essentially call for removal of ranchers, livestock, family pets and line dancing from the region.

An equitable solution may be in the making. The Otero Residents Forum has learned that famed geneticist ‘Bill’ has bred miniature gray wolves in captivity. Working in a secret facility, Bill has used genetic engineering to reduce the size of a Gray Wolf, from the larger animal familiar to both sides of the debate, to a much smaller animal the size of a jackrabbit. Bill’s rationale is to give other animals, both domestic and wild, a fighting chance when encountering wolf packs. Bill insists the smaller version of the wolf has all the natural instincts for survival and maintaining wolf society, in a smaller package.
“Imagine if you will”, Bill explains; “You walk outside and there’s a miniature gray wolf on your porch, eyeing your dog’s food dish. Instead of fleeing back inside the house, in fear of your life and abandoning your dog to certain death; you grab a shovel and smash the little critter. Then you just scoop it up and drop it in a specimen bag and mail it to the Fish and Wildlife Service”.

Bill believes the miniature wolf packs will feed primarily on smaller rodents, insects, the endangered Mexican Spotted Owl, road kill and bird seed. Wolf advocates criticize the creation of a new genetically bred mini-wolf as unfair to the animal and against the morals of environmentalism. Bill counters this assessment with, “Who cares what those guys think? We can release these little wolves anywhere we want. Those people have no say in miniature wolf reintroduction. We’re releasing them on public lands; not environmentalist owned lands. The environmentalists have no standing in this debate. They’re from out-of-town, don’t rely on the land for their livelihood and talk like they have some right to come in here and disrupt the community. My next project will be to genetically engineer little environmentalists a fellow can just stomp on like a bug”.





NEW STUDY: PREDATORS HUNT BY LINE OF SIGHT

Monday, December 17, 2007
NEW STUDY: PREDATORS HUNT BY LINE OF SIGHT
An article about a recent study in Africa tells of ranchers hanging burlap bags over wire fences, to keep lions away. According to the study, if the predator can't see its prey, it simply goes away.
Link to study:
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2000/05/000512082235.htm

In the spirit of species conservation, Otero Residents Forum has some suggestions for utilizing this new dynamic in protecting livestock from predators. WE suggest ranchers simply disguise their cattle. In the picture we have cleverly disguised two cows. One as a house and the other as an old pickup truck: (note the dummy in the pickup truck).




FORUM NOTE: This may not be such a good idea after all. On the second night of disguising our cattle as a house and an old pickup truck; a wolf disguised as a motorboat snuck up to one of the cows and bit it.
Photo link: www.fifa.asn.au

U.N. PROVIDES PLASMA TVs FOR NUER TRIBESMEN IN AFRICA

GREEN LAW ENFORCEMENT

Monday, September 24, 2007
ALAMOGORDO GLACIER

ALAMOGORDO: In accordance with the newly adopted 'green' law enforcement techniques, Alamogordo police will no longer be allowed to use tasers as a method of non-lethal use of force. Following the guidelines layed out in Agenda 21's 'Green Enforcement for Law Enforcement', officers now will be using badgers as the new method of non-lethal use of force.



HUNTING WITH DICK CHENEY

THE PRESIDENTIAL GRAVE DANCER




This punk had himself photographed urinating on President Nixon's grave and dancing on Ronald Reagan's grave. I found the pictures on a nasty liberal blog, went on a national conservative radio show and the kid was outed. His parents went public with an apology and begged for the angry public to leave them alone.

CONSERVATIVE 'LOON' FLAG

I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH THE PLACE

THE BABY SEAL HUNT


HOW TO IDENTIFY AVIAN FLU

JOHN KERRY PLAYING ACCORDIAN AT FUNERAL IN IOWA PARODY

LIBERAL (COMLIB) MAGAZINE COVERS




AL GORE AND JOHN KERRY CAMPAIGNING IN BLACK CHURCHES


THE WAR ON TERRORISM