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Karlstrom&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;… Our federal energy policy is really a large trough arranged by the hogs for their convenience.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                                                Amory Lovins, Colorado energy expert, Mother Jones, 2008&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                                                                                    President George W. Bush, 2002&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Energy Policy Act of 2005 Mandates New Energy Corridors&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            Energy, including electrical energy, is essential for civilization as we know it.  Today, America gets some 54% of its electricity from coal power plants and another 22% from natural gas power plants.  With the possible exceptions of the production and distribution of food and water, no human activity has a greater impact upon the environment, the economy, and the way we live than how we produce and distribute energy.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            Electrical blackouts rolled through California in 2001 and swept from Ohio to Canada and New York City in 2003.  These blackouts are mainly attributable to deregulation policies sponsored, for the most part, by Republican politicians for the benefit of the energy industry.  The blackouts, in turn, were used by the Bush administration as justification for an energy bill which mandates that a consortium of federal agencies, in partnership with “stake holders” (like energy companies), designate a national network of energy corridors to solve this (created?) “problem.”  The resulting Energy Policy Act of 2005 was passed when a re-elected President Bush claimed a “mandate” and Republicans controlled Congress.  In addition to promoting the interests of the coal industry and investor-owned utilities over those of locally-generated energy and publicly-owned-utilities, this bill threatens private property rights, States’ rights, and millions of acres of already-protected federal and state land.  Pepper Trail characterizes the new energy bill as essentially a “grab bag of tax breaks and incentives to various sectors of the energy industry that failed to raise vehicle mileage standards or take any other meaningful steps to reduce energy demand.”  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            The Energy Policy Act of 2005 mandates two new types of energy corridors:  Section 368 instructs the Secretaries of Energy, Interior, Agriculture, and Defense to work with stakeholders (including energy companies) to designate two-thirds-mile-wide energy corridors for oil, gas, and hydrogen pipelines, electricity transmission lines, and other energy infrastructure on public lands.  Each corridor could hold as many as nine electric transmission lines and 35 petroleum and 29 natural gas pipelines.  The draft environmental impact statement (DEIS) for the West-Wide Energy Corridor indicates that this “corridor” would extend 6000 miles across eleven Western states and cover 3 million acres of federal land.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            Section 1221 of the energy bill requires the Department of Energy (DOE) to identify areas of electricity congestion and permits DOE to designate National Interest Electricity Transmission Corridors (NEITCs) in order to resolve problems of electricity congestion.  The bill also gives the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission (FERC) authority to override state siting-authorities that might turn down or fail to approve an energy company’s proposed electricity transmission line within a year.  Companies are permitted to use the government’s eminent domain authority to condemn private land to ensure new transmission lines are built or existing lines are expanded.  In practice, DOE’s mandate to designate NIET corridors has been interpreted by DOE as giving them the power to designate whole regions of the country- even entire States- as energy “corridors,” though these bear little or no resemblance to “corridors”     &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            On October 5, 2007, DOE designated two NIET corridors in the country’s two most populous areas, purportedly in response to analyses that show consistent congestion in these regions.  The Mid-Atlantic Energy Corridor would encompass 116,000 square miles (over 74 million acres) that include the Washington, D.C., Baltimore, Philadelphia, and New York City metropolitan areas, huge portions of New York, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Virginia and West Virginia and all of New Jersey, Delaware, Maryland, and the District of Columbia.  Some 49 million Americans live within the affected area.  DOE also designated the Southwestern Energy Corridor that encompasses the Los Angeles, San Diego, Las Vegas and Phoenix metropolitan areas as well as large portions of southern California, Nevada, Arizona.  This “corridor” would include 70,000 square miles (44.8 million acres) in seven counties in southern California and three counties in southwestern Arizona.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            Many interested parties, including several state governors, requested  DOE reconsider its designation order.  Virginia’s Governor Timothy M. Kaine and Attorney General Robert F. McDonnell asserted: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;… the Designation Order is contrary to law, in excess of DOE’s statutory authority, and fails to observe procedure required by law.  Specifically, DOE failed to consult with Virginia in conduct of the congestion study that served as the basis for its NEITC designations, in contravention of its explicit legal obligation to do so.  Therefore, DOE’s designation of the Mid-Atlantic Area NIETC is unlawful.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            On March 11, 2008, in response to many similar petitions, DOE issued an Order to Deny Rehearing.  Dave Hamilton, of the Sierra Club, put it succinctly: “This is all about an end run around local input, local control and local authority.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The West-Wide Energy Corridor&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What’s 3,500 feet wide, 6,055 miles long and 29 million acres big?  That’s wider than Hoover Dam, bigger than Yellowstone National Park and almost three times as long as the Mississippi River?  This behemoth goes by the name of the West-Wide Energy Corridor, and if you live in the West it could soon devour a landscape near you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Arising out of the political context of 2005, the Energy Policy Act did not entertain the possibility that energy use could actually be reduced through conservation, and it gave little consideration to local power generation by wind farms or solar arrays, for example, that would not require massive, long-distance energy corridors.  In other words, the West-Wide Energy Corridor was never a prudent attempt to plan for the future: it simply takes a failed energy distribution model and makes it bigger.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So far, what appears to be a land grab has received little media attention.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                                    Pepper Trail, “An Energy Octopus Wants to Eat the West,” 2008&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            The West-Wide Energy Corridor designates 6000 miles of 2/3 mile-wide corridors that would cover about 3 million acres of federal land in 11 states, including Colorado, Arizona, New Mexico, Utah, Wyoming, Montana, Nevada, California, Oregon, Idaho, and Washington (Figure 1).  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_n88LFLwBATo/SHPfHoWQ1mI/AAAAAAAABqU/ktI93Ed6mCs/s1600-h/WEST+WIDE+ENERGY+CORRIDOR.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_n88LFLwBATo/SHPfHoWQ1mI/AAAAAAAABqU/ktI93Ed6mCs/s400/WEST+WIDE+ENERGY+CORRIDOR.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5220761715235411554" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Figure 1. West-Wide Energy corridor proposed in 2007 draft Environmental Impact Statement (DEIS).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            Note that a 2/3-mile-wide corridor would be the equivalent of nearly 12 football fields placed end to end!  In November, 2007, a 1,000+ page “West-Wide” draft Environmental Impact Statement (DEIS) was released by the U.S. Department of Energy (DOE), the Bureau of Land Management (BLM), and thirteen cooperating agencies, including the U.S. Forest Service (USFS), U.S. Department of Defense (DOD), US. Fish and Wildlife Service (USFWS) and the State of Wyoming.  The document does not specify how DOE intends to extend the transmission corridors across State and private land.  And it does not include project-specific activities at this time. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            The West-Wide DEIS, dated October, 2007, was not published in the Federal Register until mid-November, at which point DOE initiated a 90-day public comment period.  Because there was very little press coverage, many individuals, groups, counties, Indian tribes and even states were effectively shut out of the decision-making process.  In “Energy Corridor Will Forever Alter Landscape of the West,” Grace Herndon reports that officials in San Miguel County, Colorado were not alerted to this plan until late 2007.  She observes: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, apparently, it’s so critical to get this thing nailed down, that the plan is being fast-tracked… A path averaging 3,500 feet wide, taking up 6,000 miles and almost 3 million acres of public land alone-- for what national purpose?  The trouble is that local and regional organizations are still struggling to grasp the outlines of this sweeping land use proposal, which not only affects federal lands but the privately-owned land-- the ranches and farms and the communities-- which lie between those federal holdings.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            Art Goodtimes, San Miguel County Commissioner, stated: “There has not been meaningful consultation with the states or the tribes about this process, and I’m here to tell you that there has not been meaningful consultation with counties either.”  Of 159 counties affected by this process, only three had been granted cooperative status.  “We need a comprehensive energy plan in this country but we need more time to do this right.”  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            Nada Culver of The Wilderness Society explains: “The corridor locations were created from an original “wish list” proposed by industry and bisect many important and sensitive places, including places that are designated conservation areas and would be expected to be protected from such intrusions.”  The Wilderness Society’s analysis indicates that the proposed corridors threaten six national wildlife refuges, three national parks, seven national monuments and more than 60 current and proposed wilderness areas.  Among the impacted special areas are the Havasu National Wildlife Refuge on the Arizona/California border, Joshua Tree National Park, California, Grand Staircase National Monument in Utah, New Mexico’s Sevilleta National Wildlife Refuge and Arches National Park, Utah.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            In “An Energy Octopus Wants to Eat the West,” Pepper Trail notes that the DEIS maps show that the West-wide Energy Corridor would create:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;…a network of cracks spreading across the West, from Puget Sound to El Paso, and from San Diego to the Little Bighorn.  On these maps, our beloved West looks like a shattered and poorly mended dinner plate.  And that is an entirely accurate image. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;These new energy corridors – averaging six-tenths of a mile wide – will fracture a landscape that is already a maze of hairline cracks – the lines made by highways, railroads and the current, comparatively delicate energy rights-of-ways.  These existing corridors have been enough to severely fragment habitat in the West, interfering with the movements of pronghorn, elk and bison, denying undisturbed wild areas to wolves and grizzly bears, and weakening the ecological health of deserts, grasslands and forest. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The West-Wide Energy Corridor, if enacted, would be the death sentence for many wildlife populations… One tentacle would split the Big Horn Basin of Wyoming; another would run the length of California’s Owens Valley between Sequoia and Death Valley National Parks; another would cut from Mesa Verde National Park in Colorado to Bandolier National Monument near Sante Fe.  You have to wonder why the government didn’t simply use the existing system of energy corridors and rights-of-way. (http://www.redding.com/news/2008/jan/288/energy-octopus-wants-eat-west/)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            Local citizens’ and environmental groups across the West are now fiercely opposing the West-Wide Energy Corridor.  Judith Lewis states: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“The Southern Utah Wilderness Alliance is fighting a transmission corridor that will plow a route along Utah’s Moab Rim.  In Oregon, conservation groups oppose a proposed gas line that would bore under rivers in the Mount Hood National Forest.  According to a map of the proposed transmission routes issued by the Dept. of Energy, the state of Nevada could be divided up like a quilt to transport energy straight through the Desert national Wildlife Complex.  “No opening of any wilderness areas in this state to any energy corridors ever,” Bill Huggins of Friends of the Nevada Wilderness told the Department. of Energy at a public meeting in Las Vegas.  “Absolutely not.” (from “Walking on a Wire” http://www.hcn.org/servlets/hcn.Article?article_id=17749 ).           &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            The Colorado portion of the DEIS maps show two main corridors.  One runs east-west along Highway 50 from Grand Junction through Salida to just east of Pueblo, where it mysteriously stops.  And a north-south corridor traverses western Colorado from Mesa Verde National Park in the south to near the northwestern corner of the state.  Higher resolution maps reveal large gaps in the designated corridors where they cross state and private land (http://corridoreis.anl.gov/documents/dpeis/maps/Draft_Westwide_Corridors_Nov2007_Poster.pdf).   DOE, however, is not providing information regarding the likely locations of these connections to the public.  Pepper Trail notes:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then there’s the contentious issue of property rights.  On the maps, the lines representing the corridors are frequently interrupted, only to pick up again after a gap.  Those gaps are private land; the map shows only the rights-of-way proposed for federal land.  Obviously, those gaps must be filled in, and if you happen to be a landowner in the way, watch out! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            Critics note that a fundamental problem with the “West-Wide Energy Corridor” DEIS is that it includes only one alternative- and this plan essentially calls for linking existing polluting coal power plants throughout the West.  In this regard, DOE is in non-compliance with the National Environmental Policy Act (NEPA), which requires that federal agencies “rigorously explore” and “evaluate all reasonable alternatives.”  Western Resource Advocates asserts that DOE has not, but should, also consider these alternatives: 1) Reduce demand in population centers by increasing energy efficiency and the use of local power sources, 2) Focus the corridors on linking clean and renewable sources to the power grid, and 3) Maximize the use of existing power lines and substations through technology upgrades before designating new corridors.  Tom Darin, energy transmission specialist for Western Resources Advocates, concludes:  “Newly designated corridors must be ones that are needed, otherwise we will be unnecessarily carving up Western lands.” &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            Nada Culver of the Wilderness Society agrees, noting:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Energy Department needs to seriously evaluate alternatives to minimize the number of corridors and maximize the use of renewable energy, and it should include requirements to presumptively limit all projects to designated corridors.  The Energy Department has this one chance to get these corridors right and to improve access to renewable energies, such as wind and solar.  With appropriate planning, they could address our transmission needs while also avoiding sensitive protected lands.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            Incredibly, the draft EIS concludes that the corridors would not have environmental impacts.  Nada Culver, states: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;…. The proposed corridors still lack thorough consideration of the likely damage to federal lands and other places.  The designations still don’t provide justification for the siting of corridors or information on the location and sources of energy to be moved through the corridors.  The corridors can draw damaging development to areas where there might have only been a power line before.  There are no exceptions for places already identified for protection, such as wilderness, wildlife refuges, parks and historical sites.  This process will amend more than 160 land-use plans and permit projects with lesser reviews.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            Also, the corridor designations would not preclude companies from proposing corridors and projects outside the corridors.  Greg Trainor, utility and street systems director for the city of Grand Junction, Colorado, stated: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We are concerned generally with the broad swaths of land under the proposed action alternative and with the statement that, should applicants wish to apply for lands outside of the corridor, they may do so.  That, combined with the “no effect” meaning… raises the question of the purpose of the corridor designation in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Comparison with the Trans-Texas Corridor (TTC)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;          Just what are these new proposed corridors and who would benefit from them?   It is a fair comparison to point out that the proposed West-Wide corridors are almost three times wider than the proposed 1200’-wide Trans-Texas Corridor (TTC), which part of the “NAFTA superhighway” that would extend from southern Mexico to Canada.  NAFTA stands for the North American Free Trade Agreement between the U.S, Canada, and Mexico that was passed via “fast-track” in 1994.  The North America Super Corridor Coalition, Inc. (NASCO) website shows the NAFTA superhighway extending from Lazaro Cardenas, Mexico to Kansas City, and into Canada, where it branches out to Vancouver on the west coast and Montreal in the east (Figure 2).  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_n88LFLwBATo/SHPfHsZZc2I/AAAAAAAABqc/5i5-ZxmwKUE/s1600-h/drawing+of+proposed+TTC.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_n88LFLwBATo/SHPfHsZZc2I/AAAAAAAABqc/5i5-ZxmwKUE/s400/drawing+of+proposed+TTC.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5220761716322300770" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Just What Is the West-Wide Energy Corridor? &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Figure 2.  Artist’s conception of the “NAFTA Superhighway.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            In The Late Great U.S.A.: The Coming Merger with Mexico and Canada, Jerome R. Coris notes that the 4000-page Environmental Impact Statement (EIS) for the TTC reveals that the 1200’-wide complex involves 10 lanes of highway, with five lanes in each direction, of which 3 lanes are for passenger vehicles and 2 lanes are for trucks.  The EIS also includes 6 rail lines running parallel to the highways, with separate rail lines in each direction for high-speed rail, commuter rail, and freight rail.  The design also calls for a 200’-wide utility corridor that includes pipelines for oil, natural gas, and water, cables for telecommunications and data, and electricity towers (Figure 3).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_n88LFLwBATo/SHPfHG7G2fI/AAAAAAAABqM/9cIjqmqYFQc/s1600-h/Artists+conception+of+NAFTA+Superhighway.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_n88LFLwBATo/SHPfHG7G2fI/AAAAAAAABqM/9cIjqmqYFQc/s400/Artists+conception+of+NAFTA+Superhighway.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5220761706263140850" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Figure 3. Texas Department of Transportation drawing of proposed TTC.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            Certainly, if all these transportation and energy facilities can be contained within 1200,’ one must question the need for 3500’-wide corridors.  Like the West-Wide corridors, the TTC is designed to be an alternate to the existing interstate system.  Indeed, it is to be a separate toll-road, constructed and maintained for profit by a Spanish corporation, that abandons the existing interstate structure without attempting to supplement it.  According to Corsi, the TTC is apparently the beginning of a continental network designed to move inter-modal goods that derive from global trade. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            Whereas the West-Wide energy corridor would carve up 11 Western states with some 6000 miles of 3500’-wide corridors, the TTC calls for building 4000 miles of highway/railway/utility superhighways in Texas over next 50 years at a cost of $184 billion. The 4000 miles of TTC criss-cross Texas and circle every major city, including San Antonio, Austin, Houson, and Dallas-Fort Worth (Figure 4).  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_n88LFLwBATo/SHPfG7n-7tI/AAAAAAAABqE/UtYpPEcfi4k/s1600-h/4000+miles+of+projected+TTC.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_n88LFLwBATo/SHPfG7n-7tI/AAAAAAAABqE/UtYpPEcfi4k/s400/4000+miles+of+projected+TTC.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5220761703230140114" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Figure 4.  4000 miles of projected TTC in Texas. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            Like the West-Wide corridors, the TTC will cut communities in half; people will have to drive tens of miles to get to the nearest overpass to see a neighbor or get to the other side of their ranches.  And like the West-Wide energy corridor, the TTC will involve wholesale confiscation of Americans’ private property.  According to Corsi, it will involve about one million eminent domain notices and will destroy some 584,000 acres of what is now farm and ranchland.  These farms and ranches have produced food for America for generations.  In Supreme Court case Kelo v. City of New London (545 U.S. 469 (2005), the Supreme Court decided that eminent domain could be used to seize private property from U.S. citizens even though the purpose of the land seizure was to benefit a private corporation.  The decision says nothing that specifies that the corporation need be a U.S. corporation.  In addition, a Texas state law (HB3588) allows a “quick-take seizure” of private property “if TxDOT (Texas Dept. of Transportation) and the property owner cannot reach an agreement” on just compensation for the land involved.  Under current Texas state law, TxDOT can seize a property on the 91st day after the landowner is served with an official notice of quick take.   &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            Similarly, according to the Energy Policy Act of 2005, after DOE designates a NIETC, when utilities propose transmission lines and state regulatory agencies either reject them or put off action for over a year, the utilities can ask the federal government to step in and review those projects.  Thus, for example, San Diego Gas and Electric, a private corporation, could ask the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission (FERC) for eminent domain authority to condemn and seize the private lands needed for the project.   &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            Finally and most importantly, the new energy corridors and the TTC have both been ushered into law in an extremely anti-democratic manner, through stealth and secrecy, and in violation of many existing State, local and federal laws.  Both projects seem to have emerged from essentially Soviet-style central planning with no meaningful democratic participation from ordinary citizens or even from Congress.  Both projects are direct attacks on private property, State’s rights, and the U.S. Constitution.  As such, these projects seem to be intended to hand over vast portions of America to the individuals who control a handful of multi-national corporations.  Jerome Corsi makes a compelling case that the TTC is part of an incremental corporate plan to merge the U.S. with Canada and Mexico in a North American Union.  Unfortunately, such a merger would essentially mean the destruction of the U.S. Constitution and the civil liberties that Americans have enjoyed for over two centuries under the Bill of Rights.  If we value our country, our democracy, and our Constitution, we would be well advised to get informed and organized, and defeat these “corridor” projects as they are presently defined.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5902214963004339535-854387928165711464?l=oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/feeds/854387928165711464/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5902214963004339535&amp;postID=854387928165711464' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/854387928165711464'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/854387928165711464'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/2008/07/just-what-is-west-wide-energy-corridor.html' title='Just What Is the West-Wide Energy Corridor?'/><author><name>x</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18383878617575725306</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_n88LFLwBATo/SHPfHoWQ1mI/AAAAAAAABqU/ktI93Ed6mCs/s72-c/WEST+WIDE+ENERGY+CORRIDOR.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902214963004339535.post-7299479965027879864</id><published>2008-07-07T21:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-07T21:19:06.056-07:00</updated><title type='text'>JIM BEERS: FREEDOM OF RELIGION</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Freedom of Religion&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The first two phrases of the First Amendment to the Constitution of the &lt;br /&gt;United States of America as ratified on 15 December 1791 reads, "Congress &lt;br /&gt;shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting &lt;br /&gt;the free exercise thereof".  My American College Dictionary's primary &lt;br /&gt;definition of "religion" reads, "the quest for values of the ideal life, &lt;br /&gt;involving three phases: the ideal, the practices for attaining the values of &lt;br /&gt;the ideal, and the theology or world view relating the quest to the &lt;br /&gt;environing universe".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When citizens of the United States of America refer to "freedom of religion" &lt;br /&gt;they refer, in a vernacular phrase, to this prohibition that government is &lt;br /&gt;bound to protect "the free exercise" of religion for all citizens.  This &lt;br /&gt;"liberty" or "freedom" to practice religion free from the interference of &lt;br /&gt;government or the wishes of other citizens to impose their "religious' (or &lt;br /&gt;even non-religious) beliefs on their fellow citizens has distinguished us &lt;br /&gt;from practically all other nations throughout history.  To say this and &lt;br /&gt;other Constitutional "freedoms" (speech, press, Arms, etc.) are currently &lt;br /&gt;being eroded and challenged, more so than at any other time in our national &lt;br /&gt;life, would be an understatement.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As lawsuits by government entities claim there is no "right to bear Arms", &lt;br /&gt;as wealthy minority athlete's are tried and sentenced in two courts for the &lt;br /&gt;same offense, and as "political correctness" and "animal rights" coercive &lt;br /&gt;censorship and intimidation are employed in schools and in the media: only a &lt;br /&gt;fool would argue that the future of American Constitutional civil liberties &lt;br /&gt;is secure.  Let us set aside these direct assaults on American &lt;br /&gt;Constitutional "rights" and consider how certain of these "rights" are also &lt;br /&gt;being manipulated to deny other Constitutional rights to all citizens in a &lt;br /&gt;perverse "danse macabre" by politicians, bureaucrats, and an unholy alliance &lt;br /&gt;of anonymous organizations with hidden agendas and an abhorrence of the &lt;br /&gt;American Way of Life.  I am referring to the imposition of the environmental &lt;br /&gt;and animal rights beliefs ("values", "ideals", tenets) on all Americans. &lt;br /&gt;Truly the use of government to impose these "values" and religious beliefs &lt;br /&gt;is similar to the imposition of Moslem "ideals" or "religious values" on all &lt;br /&gt;Saudis or Pakistanis through government power harnessed to powerful &lt;br /&gt;religious entities.  While such coercion should be abhorrent to Americans, &lt;br /&gt;tolerance for this travesty is tolerance for subjugating the first freedom &lt;br /&gt;spelled out in the 1st Amendment of our Bill of Rights to tyranny.  Such &lt;br /&gt;formerly guaranteed freedoms are what have ultimately been responsible for &lt;br /&gt;the long history of immigration to this great nation and the almost total &lt;br /&gt;lack of emigration from this nation with the possible exception of tax &lt;br /&gt;evaders, criminals, and naive movie stars trying to make political &lt;br /&gt;statements.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;America's Founding Fathers purposely rejected the English religious model of &lt;br /&gt;their day wherein the King was the head of "the church" and "the church" was &lt;br /&gt;a state organ every bit as much as the tax collector and the sheriff were &lt;br /&gt;arms of the government.  According to our Constitution, you are free to &lt;br /&gt;practice your religion as long as you do not interfere with the religious &lt;br /&gt;practices of others: that is the meaning of "freedom".  That means there &lt;br /&gt;could be no religious requirement for office or for hiring into a government &lt;br /&gt;job and that all religious believers, like non-religious adherents, were &lt;br /&gt;equal before the law in all regards.  For instance your property could not &lt;br /&gt;be seized by government because you did not accept certain religious beliefs &lt;br /&gt;and your customs and traditions could not be terminated because powerful &lt;br /&gt;religious sects opposed your cultural pursuits or diet or uses of your own &lt;br /&gt;property that did not interfere with your neighbor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For over 35 years now we have witnessed bizarre environmental and animal &lt;br /&gt;"rights" claims that are no more than twists of the definition of the &lt;br /&gt;"quests for the values of the ideal life", i.e. "religion".  These twists &lt;br /&gt;are not only arguably distortions and unsupportable claims of a religious &lt;br /&gt;nature: they have been and increasingly continue to be the basis for the &lt;br /&gt;denial and elimination of other rights of other citizens.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Consider how the Endangered Species Act has come to justify government &lt;br /&gt;seizure of private property without compensation; or how the Marine Mammal &lt;br /&gt;PROTECTION Act came to be a precedent for giving quasi-human status to &lt;br /&gt;marine mammals; or how the Animal Welfare Act came to be responsible for &lt;br /&gt;eliminating medical testing in this country (and thereby jeopardizing the &lt;br /&gt;future of medical development); or how the government land agencies (federal &lt;br /&gt;and state) clamor for and get more land annually while they ultimately &lt;br /&gt;eliminate all management of plants and animals and the uses and access of &lt;br /&gt;the citizenry to these lands; or how children are propagandized about these &lt;br /&gt;things in the classroom and in the media; or how animal uses from domestic &lt;br /&gt;animal ownership to wild animal management are increasingly viewed as &lt;br /&gt;government dispensations instead of citizen rights; or how energy use or &lt;br /&gt;energy development for human benefit have come to be considered bad.  I &lt;br /&gt;submit that the basis for these incremental and growing denials of American &lt;br /&gt;citizen rights are based on religious declarations (a "world view relating &lt;br /&gt;the quest [sic, for the 'values of the ideal life'] to the environing &lt;br /&gt;universe.") every bit as much as Moslem beliefs in Yemen or Hindu beliefs in &lt;br /&gt;certain Indian states.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This "world view" (environmentalism and animal rights et al) is simply &lt;br /&gt;personal beliefs of various sects.  These sects may periodically publicly &lt;br /&gt;disagree with each other like when some anti-hunting groups claim they are &lt;br /&gt;"not really" against hunting, or when certain anti-human groups claim &lt;br /&gt;Wilderness classification won't really stop human uses or that when they say &lt;br /&gt;there are "too many people" they are only referring to Africa or India. &lt;br /&gt;These things are done as they do "whatever is necessary" to establish their &lt;br /&gt;"world view".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Like Protestant reference to The Bible, or Moslem reference to the Koran, or &lt;br /&gt;Catholic reference to Papal teaching; the environmentalist and animal rights &lt;br /&gt;believers refer to "science", "experts", and "studies" as the infallible &lt;br /&gt;basis for their beliefs that should be imposed on all.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just as Darwin's "studies" and claims were used by Margaret Sanger and &lt;br /&gt;Planned Parenthood as well as Nazi Germany to justify classifying humans as &lt;br /&gt;desirable or undesirable or unwanted or unproductive in the sense of &lt;br /&gt;unsuccessful animal species that become extinct "for the better": similar &lt;br /&gt;"studies" and claims abound today about everything from "too many people" to &lt;br /&gt;"global warming" to "environmental collapse".  As with Darwin's assertions, &lt;br /&gt;there are scientific facts and suppositions and claims that deserve our &lt;br /&gt;awareness and where appropriate our consideration.  Science is an ever &lt;br /&gt;advancing collection and analysis of the make-up and interaction of the &lt;br /&gt;physical universe that surrounds us.  Just as Darwin is claimed by a &lt;br /&gt;professor to "prove" that man evolved from apes and by a Eugenicist to &lt;br /&gt;"prove" that certain people or groups of people are inferior and therefore &lt;br /&gt;less worthy of "Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness" than others, so &lt;br /&gt;too are "global warming" and "native ecosystem" and "the role of large &lt;br /&gt;predators" claims open to interpretation and manipulation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;These environmental and animal rights claims are tenuous at best and at most &lt;br /&gt;beliefs held by individuals and groups that should govern no more that their &lt;br /&gt;own individual behavior in a Constitutional Republic like ours.  There is &lt;br /&gt;really no "infallibility" or "deity" teaching involved in these claims &lt;br /&gt;although they are increasingly treated as though they were in fact religious &lt;br /&gt;tenets in a theocracy to be observed by all or the power of government &lt;br /&gt;should coerce their acceptance.  The one thing that all these claims of the &lt;br /&gt;past 35 years have in common is that always the only remedy is more laws and &lt;br /&gt;more government and more control by the central government with a steady &lt;br /&gt;loss of rights for all citizens.  These "controls" on "freedoms" are &lt;br /&gt;constantly touted as absolutely necessary, beyond debate, and irrefutable. &lt;br /&gt;Like the claims by Lenin regarding the writings of Karl Marx or the claims &lt;br /&gt;of Chinese communists about Chairman Mao's insights, the penultimate answer &lt;br /&gt;for claimed societal ills is more power to impose one group's "values", i.e. &lt;br /&gt;religious beliefs, on everyone else through the power of coercive &lt;br /&gt;government.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some examples:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Wolves "belong" in (fill-in-the-blank)..  Says who?  Just because some &lt;br /&gt;academic or wolf enthusiast organization says so is NO basis for forcing &lt;br /&gt;others to accept that value-laden belief.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Private property must be subjugated to the whims of popular demands when &lt;br /&gt;environmental claims or animal rights claims are expressed..  In America, &lt;br /&gt;under our Constitution, private property may only be "taken" by government &lt;br /&gt;for "public use" and then only with "just compensation".  Taking private &lt;br /&gt;property for plants or animals is more un-American and evil than Robert &lt;br /&gt;Mugabe taking farms from owners to give to supporters to curry political &lt;br /&gt;support while destroying Zimbabwean agriculture.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. When federal bureaucrats and academic "partners" declare that there &lt;br /&gt;should be "more" of certain plants or animals, private property guarantees &lt;br /&gt;are voided and essentially an endless chain of government power expansions &lt;br /&gt;(see polar bear listing and watch the expansion of subsequent claims based &lt;br /&gt;on that "Listing) are set in motion..  On what basis other than raw power &lt;br /&gt;opportunism to impose a group's "values" on all others has such abuse of &lt;br /&gt;power been allowed?  Polar bears and their future are what they are and may &lt;br /&gt;be.  While it is admirable to show concern for their future, who says they &lt;br /&gt;cannot be hunted when their population can withstand hunting?  Other than a &lt;br /&gt;blind belief in the tenets of "animal rights environmentalism" there is no &lt;br /&gt;rational basis for this imposition of the "beliefs" of those opposed to &lt;br /&gt;hunting on the "values" and "beliefs" of those interested in hunting polar &lt;br /&gt;bears or other animals in a sustainable and "society-friendly" way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. Dams "destroy" rivers; levees destroy floodplains; irrigation destroys &lt;br /&gt;groundwater: all three should be eliminated.  In truth, dams "change" rivers &lt;br /&gt;and create reservoirs that produce power, recreation, dependable water &lt;br /&gt;supplies, and social welfare and stability.  Levees "change" floodplains and &lt;br /&gt;provide the stability for agriculture, water transportation, and flood &lt;br /&gt;control.  Irrigation has been responsible for much of the increase in the &lt;br /&gt;world food supply, the success of American agriculture, and can be &lt;br /&gt;responsibly sustained indefinitely with current knowledge and practices. &lt;br /&gt;Whose belief system is being imposed on others here?  On what basis other &lt;br /&gt;than the belief of some sect (their relative numbers are and should remain &lt;br /&gt;immaterial if any Constitutional freedom or right means anything, otherwise &lt;br /&gt;such "rights" mean nothing) is the "changed" environment "better" or &lt;br /&gt;"proper" or the "only real one"?  I submit it is simply the values and &lt;br /&gt;beliefs (i.e. religion") of the currently powerful "believers" subverting &lt;br /&gt;our right to Freedom of Religion.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. Other than the sensible study of biology and historical changes, on what &lt;br /&gt;possible basis have the terms "native species" and "native ecosystem" become &lt;br /&gt;the basis for government policies and laws?  The answer is of course, &lt;br /&gt;certain groups "values" about what other people's land and public lands &lt;br /&gt;"should be".  The fact of their preference for a date or "ecosystem" is no &lt;br /&gt;more relevant than any other is not considered or mentioned.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. Claims about the need to eliminate "Invasive Species" through government &lt;br /&gt;programs are based on what?  The date Europeans arrived?  Some bucolic &lt;br /&gt;notion of species or ecosystem "purity" under primitive and deadly societies &lt;br /&gt;was "better" is simply expressed antagonism against the modern American &lt;br /&gt;society and nation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. Wilderness and Roadless areas are important and valuable.  Says who? &lt;br /&gt;Wilderness areas tend toward unity and not biodiversity.  Wilderness areas &lt;br /&gt;do not support associated rural communities or their economies. &lt;br /&gt;Wilderness/Roadless areas are fire pits due to the natural accumulation of &lt;br /&gt;fire fuel and fighting fires in these areas ranges from impossible to &lt;br /&gt;expensive and highly destructive of human lives and nearby residences.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. Predators are a "necessary" part of the environment..  Says who?  Hunters &lt;br /&gt;(when allowed by state agencies and federal land managers) serve as very &lt;br /&gt;effective predators as well as generators of culture, traditions, &lt;br /&gt;recreation, revenue to government, and profit to rural and associated &lt;br /&gt;industries from gun and equipment manufacturers to motel and café operators. &lt;br /&gt;Predators can be deadly to people but believers tell us we "must live with &lt;br /&gt;them" and we are "in their habitat".  How does such sophomoric nonsense get &lt;br /&gt;imposed on the rest of us through the coercive cooperation of government in &lt;br /&gt;these beliefs?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. Gamefowl should not be allowed to fight as they have for eons; horses &lt;br /&gt;should not be slaughtered for any reason; pet numbers should be regulated as &lt;br /&gt;should their owners (termed "guardians" by believers); meat should only be &lt;br /&gt;raised as certain sects believe until it is banned from human consumption &lt;br /&gt;altogether; bullfights, hunting, fishing, trapping, leather, fur, dog &lt;br /&gt;"training", wild animal control, wild plant and animal use, rural roads, &lt;br /&gt;rural private property for all but the wealthy, ranching, rodeos, gun &lt;br /&gt;ownership and any semblance of "local controls" should all be incrementally &lt;br /&gt;eliminated.  The various sects behind each of these "values impositions" &lt;br /&gt;point to "scientists" and "claims" as to why their "claim" is true and why &lt;br /&gt;it "must" be imposed on all.  These range from "claims" regarding global &lt;br /&gt;climate changes to "studies" about animal "welfare" as a basis to eliminate &lt;br /&gt;all animal testing for human benefit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The relationship of all of these examples with other anti-energy actions, &lt;br /&gt;anti-animal ownership, anti-animal use, and the purchase and closure of land &lt;br /&gt;by government agencies and their tax-subsidized surrogates is a matter of &lt;br /&gt;record and obvious to the most casual observer.  Each of these "claims" of &lt;br /&gt;environmental and animal rights "values", i.e. religious beliefs, are simply &lt;br /&gt;the beliefs of others.  More often than not the "scientific" basis for their &lt;br /&gt;imposition is paid for and paid to those that benefit directly and &lt;br /&gt;personally from the imposition.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Under our Constitution the number of people demanding that others be coerced &lt;br /&gt;to believe as they do is irrelevant to government compliance in such &lt;br /&gt;demands: that is the meaning of "Constitutional guarantee".  Unlike certain &lt;br /&gt;African or Asian nations, were we to have a 30 or 40 percent Moslem &lt;br /&gt;population, calls for Sharia law or Moslem rules on what Americans could eat &lt;br /&gt;or what pets we would be allowed would not be legally possible or even &lt;br /&gt;conceivable unless the United States Constitution were amended.  Yet we &lt;br /&gt;shrug as the environmental and animal rights "values" and beliefs are &lt;br /&gt;imposed on us throughout society based on "ideals" and "values" that we do &lt;br /&gt;not believe in a manner that has been forbidden throughout the life of this &lt;br /&gt;nation until very recently.  The precedents and expansion going on here is &lt;br /&gt;very, very dangerous to our national life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Part of the fault for our docility has the cleverness of those imposing &lt;br /&gt;their beliefs not only incrementally but also in a way that always an aspect &lt;br /&gt;of the religious belief being imposed seems worthwhile and non-threatening. &lt;br /&gt;Cockfights attended by "rednecks" or a bullfight attended by "Hispanics" or &lt;br /&gt;deer hunting or trapping by some poorly educated bumpkin always seems like a &lt;br /&gt;"worthy cause" to some suburban elite or urban professional in search of &lt;br /&gt;such a "worthwhile cause".  The fact that these legal precedents (banning &lt;br /&gt;such things for others) eventually morph into  laws that for instance, the &lt;br /&gt;urban/suburban elitist can not dispose of a sick or now (due to fuel prices) &lt;br /&gt;too-expensive horse or that the urban professional suddenly is faced with &lt;br /&gt;licensing and training requirements and police searches without warrants and &lt;br /&gt;unrealistic requirements for care and feeding as well as number controls for &lt;br /&gt;their pet cat or dog or canary is always realized too late.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The point is not that by keeping a dog or hunting or ranching or simply &lt;br /&gt;living in a rural area becoming infested with deadly predators that I am &lt;br /&gt;"practicing" a religion.  The point is that environmental and animal rights &lt;br /&gt;"believers" have adopted a very strict belief in how man relates to animals &lt;br /&gt;and how the environment relates to man.  This strict belief is similar to &lt;br /&gt;Amish or Quaker or Buddhist or Confucian or Christian Science beliefs in man &lt;br /&gt;and the world.  While such beliefs are protected and the right of each and &lt;br /&gt;every American to pursue; the Constitution prohibits their imposition on &lt;br /&gt;others, much less all others.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here are a few of my beliefs that I do not impose on others, yet others want &lt;br /&gt;to deny me because of their beliefs:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- If you are opposed to hunting - don't hunt.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- If you are opposed to eating meat - don't eat meat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- If you are opposed to logging - don't use wood, buy some private property, &lt;br /&gt;and revere trees.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- If you are opposed to a cockfight or bullfight - don't go to one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- If you oppose animal testing - don't use products that result from animal &lt;br /&gt;testing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- If you believe that powerful central governments are best - move to one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- If you think animals are equal to humans - live with them on your own &lt;br /&gt;property.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- If you oppose dams and irrigation and energy development - build a cabin, &lt;br /&gt;plant a garden, &amp; burn wood.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- American public lands should be for all.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Everyone uses public lands managed for timber and grazing and hunting to &lt;br /&gt;hike and camp and study nature and just plain enjoy themselves.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Public lands, with only minor exceptions, and areas of significant human &lt;br /&gt;habitation and private property should NOT be inhabited by wolves, grizzly &lt;br /&gt;bears, or mountain lions.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Animal control should be accomplished by citizens wherever possible.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Public lands should be managed for financial returns from timber, forage, &lt;br /&gt;and wildlife management.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Harmful (to humans and human activities) plants and animals should be &lt;br /&gt;depressed or eliminated by state governments.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- "Native" plants or "native" ecosystems should not be a basis for &lt;br /&gt;government laws or policies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Federal "Wilderness Areas" or "Marine Sanctuaries" should be eliminated &lt;br /&gt;and limited to privately owned or state owned properties.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Any government agency, legislator, or bureaucrat responsible for &lt;br /&gt;introducing or protecting large predators that subsequently kill a human &lt;br /&gt;should be liable for a charge of manslaughter or worse.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In one sense all this is like gun control.  If you don't want a gun around - &lt;br /&gt;don't have one.  If someone misuses a gun - prosecute them.  Don't tell me &lt;br /&gt;that I no longer have a Constitutional right because parentless children are &lt;br /&gt;running wild in some cities or that I can't hunt anymore because you are &lt;br /&gt;concerned about some animal or plant.  In a Constitutional Republic you have &lt;br /&gt;a right to your beliefs just as I have a right to mine.  "The free exercise &lt;br /&gt;thereof" concerning religious belief does not mean you are "free to impose &lt;br /&gt;on others" your values and beliefs.  Congress has made laws for the past 40 &lt;br /&gt;years that arguably effect "the establishment of a religion".  This &lt;br /&gt;"religion" is the environmental and animal "worship" that is the object of &lt;br /&gt;most parts of all those laws and the basis for what is being taught to our &lt;br /&gt;children and spread by federal programs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Redressing the harms of this truly religious oppression of the past 40 years &lt;br /&gt;calls for determination and commitment. If these harms go uncorrected and &lt;br /&gt;they are allowed to continue to grow, as the upcoming election would seem to &lt;br /&gt;indicate, the tragic consequences will affect every American and hollow out &lt;br /&gt;American Constitution and our rights until they collapses into the dustbin &lt;br /&gt;of history and the tyranny of the majority makes us each subject to the &lt;br /&gt;capriciousness of whoever holds the power of government.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jim Beers&lt;br /&gt;6 July 2008&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- If you found this worthwhile, please share it with others.  Thanks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- This article and other recent articles by Jim Beers can be found at&lt;br /&gt;http://jimbeers.blogster.com   (Jim Beers Common Sense)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Jim Beers is available for consulting or to speak.  Contact:&lt;br /&gt;jimbeers7@verizon.net&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Jim Beers is a retired US Fish &amp; Wildlife Service Wildlife Biologist, &lt;br /&gt;Special Agent, Refuge Manager, Wetlands Biologist, and Congressional Fellow. &lt;br /&gt;He was stationed in North Dakota, Minnesota, Nebraska, New York City, and &lt;br /&gt;Washington DC.  He also served as a US Navy Line Officer in the western &lt;br /&gt;Pacific and on Adak, Alaska in the Aleutian Islands.  He has worked for the &lt;br /&gt;Utah Fish &amp; Game, Minneapolis Police Department, and as a Security &lt;br /&gt;Supervisor in Washington, DC.  He testified three times before Congress; &lt;br /&gt;twice regarding the theft by the US Fish &amp; Wildlife Service of $45 to 60 &lt;br /&gt;Million from State fish and wildlife funds and once in opposition to &lt;br /&gt;expanding Federal Invasive Species authority.  He resides in Centreville, &lt;br /&gt;Virginia with his wife of many decades. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This information and much more that you need to know about the ESA, the Klamath River Basin, and private property rights can be found at The Klamath Bucket Brigade's website - http://klamathbucketbrigade.org/index.html -- please visit today.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5902214963004339535-7299479965027879864?l=oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/feeds/7299479965027879864/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5902214963004339535&amp;postID=7299479965027879864' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/7299479965027879864'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/7299479965027879864'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/2008/07/jim-beers-freedom-of-religion.html' title='JIM BEERS: FREEDOM OF RELIGION'/><author><name>x</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18383878617575725306</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902214963004339535.post-1067728606689081292</id><published>2008-07-07T21:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-07T21:26:04.852-07:00</updated><title type='text'>BEEF, GUNS &amp; SCAPEGOATS: JIM BEERS</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Beef, Guns, &amp; Scapegoats&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Isn't it queer to watch politicians like Senator Obama and "The Mayors &lt;br /&gt;Bloomberg, Daley, and Newsome" (sounds like a cheap law firm doesn't it?) &lt;br /&gt;express their happiness over the recent US Supreme Court decision confirming &lt;br /&gt;that the 2nd Amendment's simple phraseology meant what it said.  These major &lt;br /&gt;gun controllers say they found a pony in all the horse&amp;*# about people &lt;br /&gt;having a "right to bear Arms".  Their imaginary pony is "their right" as &lt;br /&gt;government officials to regulate and restrict gun sales, purchases, &lt;br /&gt;ownership, possession, and use.  That is to say that "THEY" are still the &lt;br /&gt;ones that will "control" our rights as they see fit.  Can this be the same &lt;br /&gt;decision that the NRA is using to sue these same three Commissars?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Gun control seems to be a virus that can never be completely eradicated. &lt;br /&gt;One of the major, if not THE major reasons for this can be found in Western &lt;br /&gt;Europe during the last century and in the recent riots in Korea over the &lt;br /&gt;Korean government decision to resume the import of US beef into Korea. &lt;br /&gt;Aside from the academic mention of these two similar problems, there are &lt;br /&gt;things to be learned and considered as we debate global warming, invasive &lt;br /&gt;species, animal property rights, and a host of environmental and animal &lt;br /&gt;rights issues; all of which are and continue to take away rights and &lt;br /&gt;liberties every bit as seriously as the machinations of the three Commissars &lt;br /&gt;and the Presidential candidate mentioned above.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Briefly, up until the 1920's long guns and handguns could be purchased and &lt;br /&gt;possessed and carried anywhere by anyone in Britain and Germany (just as I &lt;br /&gt;could as a young boy growing up in Illinois in the 1950's).  Read the &lt;br /&gt;Sherlock Holmes' stories (early 1900's) and note Watson pulling his revolver &lt;br /&gt;from drawers and pockets at various points in the story.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the 1920's the British and German governments watched the communists in &lt;br /&gt;Russia mowing down landowners, bureaucrats, royalty, academics, and just &lt;br /&gt;about anyone they didn't like.  The British and German gentry and &lt;br /&gt;politicians and tycoons looked at their factory workers and said, "not here" &lt;br /&gt;and promptly registered, regulated, and "controlled" guns.  Thanks to the &lt;br /&gt;gun registry Hitler's thugs rounded up all the guns as soon as they took &lt;br /&gt;power and to this day we wonder why hardly anyone resisted all the &lt;br /&gt;atrocities.  British gun control sped along to where today the idea of &lt;br /&gt;American "cowboys" and their precious 2nd Amendment is a constant object of &lt;br /&gt;ridicule and wonder in a nation of citizens under more government controls &lt;br /&gt;than most Americans can imagine.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the US a similar gun control campaign took off when cities came under the &lt;br /&gt;control of mobs and street crime, corruption, and urban populations took off &lt;br /&gt;relative to rural populations.  Mob killings, machine gun bank robberies, &lt;br /&gt;crooked mayors and Police Chiefs, prostitution, gambling all cried out for &lt;br /&gt;solutions.  Many of the Mayors that got elected in the 30's and 40's down to &lt;br /&gt;the present did so by selling a phony solution.  That solution was "getting &lt;br /&gt;rid of the guns".  Somehow this was supposed to turn criminals into &lt;br /&gt;schoolteachers.  As urban families disintegrated in the 60's and as welfare &lt;br /&gt;concentrated dysfunctional child-raising in urban crime areas, the message &lt;br /&gt;about "it" (i.e. gangs killings, drugs, and street crime) being the fault of &lt;br /&gt;guns and gun availability only grew.  This only intensified the "need" to &lt;br /&gt;"regulate" (i.e. outlaw) guns and when that was seen to be counterproductive &lt;br /&gt;the Mayors began singing the tune about "nearby states" selling guns to the &lt;br /&gt;otherwise peaceful urban choirboys being the root cause of urban unrest. The &lt;br /&gt;only answer from urban leaders was and remained outlawing guns.  Since the &lt;br /&gt;Mayors appoint "their" Chief of Police and since the big cities control the &lt;br /&gt;Association of Chiefs of Police this organization, their "recommendations" &lt;br /&gt;and findings gave "gravitas" to claims that the US Constitution and the &lt;br /&gt;Founding Fathers were full of beans re: guns and that any notion about &lt;br /&gt;citizen rights to guns should be erased for good.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So the gun as scapegoat has worked well for the Daley family in Chicago and &lt;br /&gt;for the Giulianis and Bloombergs in New York and the Newsomes et al in San &lt;br /&gt;Francisco.  Keep them in power to get rid of the guns so that "our" city can &lt;br /&gt;be like some Disney movie set.  Forget about men that go "clubbing" and &lt;br /&gt;"impregnating" every weekend, don't punish offenders, run the police like &lt;br /&gt;some sort of neighborhood club and just work hard to get rid of gun shows &lt;br /&gt;and gun stores and gun ownership and responsibility and everything will be &lt;br /&gt;alright.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can't turn off this kind of decades-long propaganda-scapegoating &lt;br /&gt;machine.  South Korea found this out recently.  After 10 years of blaming &lt;br /&gt;the US for everything under the theory that North Korea would "see the &lt;br /&gt;light" and be all "kissy" with their southern brothers once it was clear &lt;br /&gt;that South Korea no longer respected the US, it became apparent that blaming &lt;br /&gt;the US for everything (as US Mayors do guns) wasn't working.  So the new &lt;br /&gt;South Korean administration has tried to reverse things and work more &lt;br /&gt;closely with the US.  A tiny step was to be the resumption of the import of &lt;br /&gt;US beef into South Korea long after an isolated incident of tainted beef was &lt;br /&gt;discovered.  The big anti-American riots over US beef (really any increased &lt;br /&gt;US cooperation) are a testimony to the acrimony that has been established by &lt;br /&gt;10 years of making the US a scapegoat for Korean political problems.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We must remember all this not only as we work to preserve our gun rights but &lt;br /&gt;also as we confront the propaganda and proposals of the environmental and &lt;br /&gt;animal rights movements.  Scapegoats and false assumptions are everywhere:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The only solution to warmth (or cold or wetness or dryness) in the &lt;br /&gt;atmosphere is federal programs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The only way to "save" land is for the federal government to control and &lt;br /&gt;close it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The only way to restore a healthy (i.e. "native") ecosystem is to empower &lt;br /&gt;federal agencies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The only way to quell violence is to outlaw hunting and propagandize the &lt;br /&gt;young.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Animals "can't" be owned; we are but "guardians" of (formerly identified as &lt;br /&gt;'dumb') animals.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Apes and whales are just like us (conversely we are "just like them"?).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What we eat, where we live, and how we live should be determined by those &lt;br /&gt;smarter than us.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oil and gas should not be developed and refineries should not be expanded to &lt;br /&gt;"force us to "change".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Wilderness" and "Sanctuary" closed areas are their "highest and best use".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Retired federal Park bureaucrats publicly arguing to deny Constitutional 2nd &lt;br /&gt;Amendment rights on federal lands indicates a "healthy" situation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I could go on here but you get the point.  Just as we allow Mayors to hold &lt;br /&gt;power by scapegoating guns and just as South Korean politicians hold power &lt;br /&gt;by scapegoating the US: so too are the environmentalists and animal rights &lt;br /&gt;movements and their allies (politicians, bureaucrats both federal and state, &lt;br /&gt;academics, and ideologues of all stripes) stripping us of our rights as they &lt;br /&gt;propagate false assumptions like controlling world weather and the &lt;br /&gt;equivalency of humans and animals in rhetoric strewn with scapegoats like &lt;br /&gt;hunters and trappers and ranchers et al.  If only we can get rid of them all &lt;br /&gt;like guns, what a wonderful world it would be.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By the way, my handy dictionary defines "scapegoat" as "one who is made to &lt;br /&gt;bear the blame for others or to suffer in their place".  I do not intend to &lt;br /&gt;let anyone "make" me "bear blame for others or to suffer in their place". &lt;br /&gt;Just as I intend to expose the lie inherent in blaming guns for urban &lt;br /&gt;violence in order to protect MY 2nd Amendment rights: so too do I deny the &lt;br /&gt;false assumptions and scapegoating inherent in the environmental and animal &lt;br /&gt;rights propaganda of the past 40 years.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For my money, the big city Mayors need to start prosecuting criminals and &lt;br /&gt;protecting the rights of all citizens to "Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of &lt;br /&gt;Happiness": if they want to practice taking away rights I suggest they &lt;br /&gt;request a transfer to Russia or Zimbabwe.  Regarding the South Koreans, they &lt;br /&gt;are like our environmental and animal rights friends: they seem to be &lt;br /&gt;committed to having their own way so I say let them have their own way and &lt;br /&gt;leave mine alone!  US beef is high quality and a better buy than oil these &lt;br /&gt;days so in a free market you are free to make your own decisions.  As to our &lt;br /&gt;environmental and animal rights friends, this is a free country so practice &lt;br /&gt;your beliefs yourself on your own property and leave the rest of us and our &lt;br /&gt;property (both public and private) alone, in free country you are free to be &lt;br /&gt;yourself; NOT to oppress others.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jim Beers&lt;br /&gt;6 July 2008&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- If you found this worthwhile, please share it with others.  Thanks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- This article and other recent articles by Jim Beers can be found at&lt;br /&gt;http://jimbeers.blogster.com   (Jim Beers Common Sense)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Jim Beers is available for consulting or to speak.  Contact:&lt;br /&gt;jimbeers7@verizon.net&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Jim Beers is a retired US Fish &amp; Wildlife Service Wildlife Biologist, &lt;br /&gt;Special Agent, Refuge Manager, Wetlands Biologist, and Congressional Fellow. &lt;br /&gt;He was stationed in North Dakota, Minnesota, Nebraska, New York City, and &lt;br /&gt;Washington DC.  He also served as a US Navy Line Officer in the western &lt;br /&gt;Pacific and on Adak, Alaska in the Aleutian Islands.  He has worked for the &lt;br /&gt;Utah Fish &amp; Game, Minneapolis Police Department, and as a Security &lt;br /&gt;Supervisor in Washington, DC.  He testified three times before Congress; &lt;br /&gt;twice regarding the theft by the US Fish &amp; Wildlife Service of $45 to 60 &lt;br /&gt;Million from State fish and wildlife funds and once in opposition to &lt;br /&gt;expanding Federal Invasive Species authority.  He resides in Centreville, &lt;br /&gt;Virginia with his wife of many decades.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This information and much more that you need to know about the ESA, the Klamath River Basin, and private property rights can be found at The Klamath Bucket Brigade's website - http://klamathbucketbrigade.org/index.html -- please visit today.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5902214963004339535-1067728606689081292?l=oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/feeds/1067728606689081292/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5902214963004339535&amp;postID=1067728606689081292' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/1067728606689081292'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/1067728606689081292'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/2008/07/guns-scapegoats-jim-beers.html' title='BEEF, GUNS &amp; SCAPEGOATS: JIM BEERS'/><author><name>x</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18383878617575725306</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902214963004339535.post-4702094342965825876</id><published>2008-07-07T20:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-07T21:03:44.375-07:00</updated><title type='text'>SOMETHING BIG IS GOING ON: RON PAUL</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;http://www.campaignforliberty.com/blog/?p=115&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Something Big is Going On&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The following statement is written by Congressman Paul about the pending&lt;br /&gt;financial disaster. He will introduce this statement as a special order and&lt;br /&gt;insert it into the Congressional Record next week. Fortunately, we have the&lt;br /&gt;opportunity to debut it first on the Campaign for Liberty blog. It reads as&lt;br /&gt;follows:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have, for the past 35 years, expressed my grave concern for the future of&lt;br /&gt;America. The course we have taken over the past century has threatened our&lt;br /&gt;liberties, security and prosperity. In spite of these long-held concerns, I&lt;br /&gt;have days—growing more frequent all the time—when I’m convinced the time&lt;br /&gt;is now upon us that some Big Events are about to occur. These fast-approaching&lt;br /&gt;events will not go unnoticed. They will affect all of us. They will not be&lt;br /&gt;limited to just some areas of our country. The world economy and political&lt;br /&gt;system will share in the chaos about to be unleashed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Though the world has long suffered from the senselessness of wars that should&lt;br /&gt;have been avoided, my greatest fear is that the course on which we find&lt;br /&gt;ourselves will bring even greater conflict and economic suffering to the&lt;br /&gt;innocent people of the world—unless we quickly change our ways.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;America, with her traditions of free markets and property rights, led the way&lt;br /&gt;toward great wealth and progress throughout the world as well as at home. Since&lt;br /&gt;we have lost our confidence in the principles of liberty, self reliance, hard&lt;br /&gt;work and frugality, and instead took on empire building, financed through&lt;br /&gt;inflation and debt, all this has changed. This is indeed frightening and an&lt;br /&gt;historic event.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The problem we face is not new in history. Authoritarianism has been around a&lt;br /&gt;long time. For centuries, inflation and debt have been used by tyrants to hold&lt;br /&gt;power, promote aggression, and provide “bread and circuses” for the people.&lt;br /&gt;The notion that a country can afford “guns and butter” with no significant&lt;br /&gt;penalty existed even before the 1960s when it became a popular slogan. It was&lt;br /&gt;then, though, we were told the Vietnam War and a massive expansion of the&lt;br /&gt;welfare state were not problems. The seventies proved that assumption wrong.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Today things are different from even ancient times or the 1970s. There is&lt;br /&gt;something to the argument that we are now a global economy. The world has more&lt;br /&gt;people and is more integrated due to modern technology, communications, and&lt;br /&gt;travel. If modern technology had been used to promote the ideas of liberty,&lt;br /&gt;free markets, sound money and trade, it would have ushered in a new golden&lt;br /&gt;age—a globalism we could accept.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Instead, the wealth and freedom we now enjoy are shrinking and rest upon a&lt;br /&gt;fragile philosophic infrastructure. It is not unlike the levies and bridges in&lt;br /&gt;our own country that our system of war and welfare has caused us to ignore.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I’m fearful that my concerns have been legitimate and may even be worse than&lt;br /&gt;I first thought. They are now at our doorstep. Time is short for making a&lt;br /&gt;course correction before this grand experiment in liberty goes into deep&lt;br /&gt;hibernation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There are reasons to believe this coming crisis is different and bigger than&lt;br /&gt;the world has ever experienced. Instead of using globalism in a positive&lt;br /&gt;fashion, it’s been used to globalize all of the mistakes of the politicians,&lt;br /&gt;bureaucrats and central bankers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Being an unchallenged sole superpower was never accepted by us with a sense of&lt;br /&gt;humility and respect. Our arrogance and aggressiveness have been used to&lt;br /&gt;promote a world empire backed by the most powerful army of history. This type&lt;br /&gt;of globalist intervention creates problems for all citizens of the world and&lt;br /&gt;fails to contribute to the well-being of the world’s populations. Just think&lt;br /&gt;how our personal liberties have been trashed here at home in the last decade.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The financial crisis, still in its early stages, is apparent to everyone:&lt;br /&gt;gasoline prices over $4 a gallon; skyrocketing education and medical-care&lt;br /&gt;costs; the collapse of the housing bubble; the bursting of the NASDAQ bubble;&lt;br /&gt;stockmarkets plunging; unemployment rising;, massive underemployment; excessive&lt;br /&gt;government debt; and unmanageable personal debt. Little doubt exists as to&lt;br /&gt;whether we’ll get stagflation. The question that will soon be asked is: When&lt;br /&gt;will the stagflation become an inflationary depression?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There are various reasons that the world economy has been globalized and the&lt;br /&gt;problems we face are worldwide. We cannot understand what we’re facing&lt;br /&gt;without understanding fiat money and the long-developing dollar bubble.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There were several stages. From the inception of the Federal Reserve System in&lt;br /&gt;1913 to 1933, the Central Bank established itself as the official dollar&lt;br /&gt;manager. By 1933, Americans could no longer own gold, thus removing restraint&lt;br /&gt;on the Federal Reserve to inflate for war and welfare.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By 1945, further restraints were removed by creating the Bretton-Woods Monetary&lt;br /&gt;System making the dollar the reserve currency of the world. This system lasted&lt;br /&gt;up until 1971. During the period between 1945 and 1971, some restraints on the&lt;br /&gt;Fed remained in place. Foreigners, but not Americans, could convert dollars to&lt;br /&gt;gold at $35 an ounce. Due to the excessive dollars being created, that system&lt;br /&gt;came to an end in 1971.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It’s the post Bretton-Woods system that was responsible for globalizing&lt;br /&gt;inflation and markets and for generating a gigantic worldwide dollar bubble.&lt;br /&gt;That bubble is now bursting, and we’re seeing what it’s like to suffer the&lt;br /&gt;consequences of the many previous economic errors.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ironically in these past 35 years, we have benefited from this very flawed&lt;br /&gt;system. Because the world accepted dollars as if they were gold, we only had to&lt;br /&gt;counterfeit more dollars, spend them overseas (indirectly encouraging our jobs&lt;br /&gt;to go overseas as well) and enjoy unearned prosperity. Those who took our&lt;br /&gt;dollars and gave us goods and services were only too anxious to loan those&lt;br /&gt;dollars back to us. This allowed us to export our inflation and delay the&lt;br /&gt;consequences we now are starting to see.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But it was never destined to last, and now we have to pay the piper. Our huge&lt;br /&gt;foreign debt must be paid or liquidated. Our entitlements are coming due just&lt;br /&gt;as the world has become more reluctant to hold dollars. The consequence of that&lt;br /&gt;decision is price inflation in this country—and that’s what we are&lt;br /&gt;witnessing today. Already price inflation overseas is even higher than here at&lt;br /&gt;home as a consequence of foreign central bank’s willingness to monetize our&lt;br /&gt;debt.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Printing dollars over long periods of time may not immediately push prices&lt;br /&gt;up–yet in time it always does. Now we’re seeing catch-up for past inflating&lt;br /&gt;of the monetary supply. As bad as it is today with $4 a gallon gasoline, this is&lt;br /&gt;just the beginning. It’s a gross distraction to hound away at “drill, drill,&lt;br /&gt;drill” as a solution to the dollar crisis and high gasoline prices. Its okay&lt;br /&gt;to let the market increase supplies and drill, but that issue is a gross&lt;br /&gt;distraction from the sins of deficits and Federal Reserve monetary shenanigans.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This bubble is different and bigger for another reason. The central banks of&lt;br /&gt;the world secretly collude to centrally plan the world economy. I’m convinced&lt;br /&gt;that agreements among central banks to “monetize” U.S. debt these past 15&lt;br /&gt;years have existed, although secretly and out of the reach of any oversight of&lt;br /&gt;anyone—especially the U.S. Congress that doesn’t care, or just flat&lt;br /&gt;doesn’t understand. As this “gift” to us comes to an end, our problems&lt;br /&gt;worsen. The central banks and the various governments are very powerful, but&lt;br /&gt;eventually the markets overwhelm when the people who get stuck holding the bag&lt;br /&gt;(of bad dollars) catch on and spend the dollars into the economy with emotional&lt;br /&gt;zeal, thus igniting inflationary fever.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This time—since there are so many dollars and so many countries&lt;br /&gt;involved—the Fed has been able to “paper” over every approaching crisis&lt;br /&gt;for the past 15 years, especially with Alan Greenspan as Chairman of the&lt;br /&gt;Federal Reserve Board, which has allowed the bubble to become history’s&lt;br /&gt;greatest.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The mistakes made with excessive credit at artificially low rates are huge, and&lt;br /&gt;the market is demanding a correction. This involves excessive debt, misdirected&lt;br /&gt;investments, over-investments, and all the other problems caused by the&lt;br /&gt;government when spending the money they should never have had. Foreign&lt;br /&gt;militarism, welfare handouts and $80 trillion entitlement promises are all&lt;br /&gt;coming to an end. We don’t have the money or the wealth-creating capacity to&lt;br /&gt;catch up and care for all the needs that now exist because we rejected the&lt;br /&gt;market economy, sound money, self reliance and the principles of liberty.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Since the correction of all this misallocation of resources is necessary and&lt;br /&gt;must come, one can look for some good that may come as this “Big Event”&lt;br /&gt;unfolds.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There are two choices that people can make. The one choice that is unavailable&lt;br /&gt;to us is to limp along with the status quo and prop up the system with more&lt;br /&gt;debt, inflation and lies. That won’t happen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One of the two choices, and the one chosen so often by government in the past&lt;br /&gt;is that of rejecting the principles of liberty and resorting to even bigger and&lt;br /&gt;more authoritarian government. Some argue that giving dictatorial powers to the&lt;br /&gt;President, just as we have allowed him to run the American empire, is what we&lt;br /&gt;should do. That’s the great danger, and in this post-911 atmosphere, too many&lt;br /&gt;Americans are seeking safety over freedom. We have already lost too many of our&lt;br /&gt;personal liberties already. Real fear of economic collapse could prompt central&lt;br /&gt;planners to act to such a degree that the New Deal of the 30’s might look like&lt;br /&gt;Jefferson’s Declaration of Independence.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The more the government is allowed to do in taking over and running the&lt;br /&gt;economy, the deeper the depression gets and the longer it lasts. That was the&lt;br /&gt;story of the 30ss and the early 40s, and the same mistakes are likely to be&lt;br /&gt;made again if we do not wake up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But the good news is that it need not be so bad if we do the right thing. I saw&lt;br /&gt;“Something Big” happening in the past 18 months on the campaign trail. I was&lt;br /&gt;encouraged that we are capable of waking up and doing the right thing. I have&lt;br /&gt;literally met thousands of high school and college kids who are quite willing&lt;br /&gt;to accept the challenge and responsibility of a free society and reject the&lt;br /&gt;cradle-to-grave welfare that is promised them by so many do-good politicians.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If more hear the message of liberty, more will join in this effort. The failure&lt;br /&gt;of our foreign policy, welfare system, and monetary policies and virtually all&lt;br /&gt;government solutions are so readily apparent, it doesn’t take that much&lt;br /&gt;convincing. But the positive message of how freedom works and why it’s&lt;br /&gt;possible is what is urgently needed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One of the best parts of accepting self reliance in a free society is that true&lt;br /&gt;personal satisfaction with one’s own life can be achieved. This doesn’t&lt;br /&gt;happen when the government assumes the role of guardian, parent or provider,&lt;br /&gt;because it eliminates a sense of pride. But the real problem is the government&lt;br /&gt;can’t provide the safety and economic security that it claims. The so-called&lt;br /&gt;good that government claims it can deliver is always achieved at the expense of&lt;br /&gt;someone else’s freedom. It’s a failed system and the young people know it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Restoring a free society doesn’t eliminate the need to get our house in order&lt;br /&gt;and to pay for the extravagant spending. But the pain would not be long-lasting&lt;br /&gt;if we did the right things, and best of all the empire would have to end for&lt;br /&gt;financial reasons. Our wars would stop, the attack on civil liberties would&lt;br /&gt;cease, and prosperity would return. The choices are clear: it shouldn’t be&lt;br /&gt;difficult, but the big event now unfolding gives us a great opportunity to&lt;br /&gt;reverse the tide and resume the truly great American Revolution started in&lt;br /&gt;1776. Opportunity knocks in spite of the urgency and the dangers we face.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Let’s make “Something Big is Happening” be the discovery that freedom&lt;br /&gt;works and is popular and the big economic and political event we’re&lt;br /&gt;witnessing is a blessing in disguise.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ron Paul&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5902214963004339535-4702094342965825876?l=oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/feeds/4702094342965825876/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5902214963004339535&amp;postID=4702094342965825876' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/4702094342965825876'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/4702094342965825876'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/2008/07/something-big-is-going-on-ron-paul.html' title='SOMETHING BIG IS GOING ON: RON PAUL'/><author><name>x</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18383878617575725306</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902214963004339535.post-4429078437378259868</id><published>2008-07-03T03:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-03T03:39:14.678-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='IMMIGRANT RIGHTS'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='DNC'/><title type='text'>50000 MARCHERS HOPED FOR RALLY DURING DENVER DNC IN AUGUST</title><content type='html'>denver and the west&lt;br /&gt;Immigrant-rights groups plan massive rally&lt;br /&gt;By The Denver Post&lt;br /&gt;Article Last Updated: 07/03/2008 02:00:41 AM MDT&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A coalition of immigrant-rights advocates plans to hold a massive parade and rally during the Democratic National Convention. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Organizers said they hope the Aug. 26 march — which they have dubbed the &lt;em&gt;"We Are America"&lt;/em&gt; march — will draw as many as &lt;strong&gt;50,000&lt;/strong&gt; people. Nita Gonzales, the president of Escuela Tlatelolco, said at a news conference Wednesday in front of the state Democratic Party's headquarters that similar announcements took place in Los Angeles and Bakersfield, Calif., by groups that plan to travel to Denver. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"We want humane, comprehensive immigration reform now," Gonzales said. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The groups — including Escuela Tlatelolco, Padres y Jovenes Unidos and NEWSED — hope the march will raise the profile of immigration-reform issues. Among the coalition's goals are the passage of the DREAM act, which would make it easier for states to offer in-state tuition to students who are illegal immigrants; elimination of the wall on the Mexico border; and the cessation of immigration raids such as the one at the Swift meatpacking plant in Greeley in 2006. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The groups invited Barack Obama to march with them. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"This is the moment for him to demonstrate his support," said Leticia Mendoza, a North High School student who spoke at the announcement. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;John Ingold, The Denver Post&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5902214963004339535-4429078437378259868?l=oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/feeds/4429078437378259868/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5902214963004339535&amp;postID=4429078437378259868' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/4429078437378259868'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/4429078437378259868'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/2008/07/50000-marchers-hoped-for-rally-during.html' title='50000 MARCHERS HOPED FOR RALLY DURING DENVER DNC IN AUGUST'/><author><name>x</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18383878617575725306</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902214963004339535.post-2168511545391707271</id><published>2008-07-02T11:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-02T11:55:33.306-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='GLOBAL WARMING'/><title type='text'>GARY STEVENS WRITES ON GLOBAL WARMING</title><content type='html'>Bruce, The Global Warming Issueby Gary Stevens This is a response to KFALLS Ranching/Grazing News submission to the website. KFALLS writes, "This summer may see first ice-free North Pole. There's a 50-50 chance that the North Pole will be ice-free this summer, which would be a first in recorded history."  This may actually happen. If it does, it will be a part of a larger trend of cooling/warming cycles. Recorded history covers the last 5000 years, out of several billion years. To help visualize this: if the entire existence of the Earth, up to today, is represented as a line a mile long, recorded history would be the last 1/16 inch. This is an insignificant amount of time, in the overall scheme of things. "Global Warming" is a theory, not a fact.Here are some facts: Over the eons of time that the Earth has existed, there have been countless ice ages and warming trends, as well as highly toxic atmospheres and major geographical shifts. The Earth is, and always has been, in a state of continuous change.  The last notable cool down was at the time of the founding of this country. Crops in Europe were decimated by the cold. New York Harbor was frozen solid. The last major ice age was 30,000 years ago, about the time the desert southwest was settled by brave people traversing the Bering Sea ice from northern Asia. During this time, New Mexico was experiencing constant freezing temperatures. Between these cool times, there have been warm periods. The point is: the Earth's environment goes through repeating cycles of cooler and warmer trends, as well as other natural phenomenon. The current warming trend may be influenced by our activity, to a small degree. More than likely, it is a part of a general warming trend, nudged along by our activity. This trend will, no doubt, reverse sometime in the future, as it always has. Most of the global warming in the past century occurred before 1940, before CO2 emissions could have been a major factor. Temperatures actually fell between 1940 and 1970, even as CO2 levels increased. Antarctica, as a whole, is getting colder, and the ice is getting thicker, although the Ross Ice Shelf in Antarctica has been melting for the past 6,000 years.  Greenland might lose its ice pack in the next thousand years. Temperature readings from reporting stations outside the U.S. are poorly maintained and staffed; those in the U.S., which are more accurate, show little or no warming trend. Temperature sensors on satellites report much less of a warming trend in the upper atmosphere than is reported by temperature sensors on the ground. The "theory" of global warming predicts the upper atmosphere should warm first. Data from weather balloons agree with the satellites. No one can predict if global warming will result in more clouds, or fewer clouds, yet cloud cover plays a major role in global temperature changes. Sea levels have been rising at the rate of four to eight inches per hundred years for the past 6,000 years. This is nothing new. Gary Stevens Organ, New Mexico&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5902214963004339535-2168511545391707271?l=oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/feeds/2168511545391707271/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5902214963004339535&amp;postID=2168511545391707271' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/2168511545391707271'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/2168511545391707271'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/2008/07/gary-stevens-writes-on-global-warming.html' title='GARY STEVENS WRITES ON GLOBAL WARMING'/><author><name>x</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18383878617575725306</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902214963004339535.post-6084016969289709424</id><published>2008-07-02T11:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-02T11:54:22.639-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='GLOBAL WARMING'/><title type='text'>GLOBAL WARMING A MORBID RELIGION OR THE 'REAL' THING</title><content type='html'>This summer may see first ice-free North Pole There's a 50-50 chance that the North Pole will be ice-free this summer, which would be a first in recorded history, a leading ice scientist says. The weather and ocean conditions in the next couple of weeks will determine how much of the sea ice will melt, and early signs are not good, said Mark Serreze. He's a senior researcher at the National Snow and Ice Data Center and the University of Colorado in Boulder, Colo. The chances for a total meltdown at the pole are higher than ever because the layer of ice coating the sea is thinner than ever, he said. "A large area at the North Pole and surrounding the North Pole is first-year ice," Serreze said. "That's the stuff that tends to melt out in the summer because it's thin." Preliminary February and March data from a NASA satellite shows that the circle of ice surrounding the North Pole is "considerably thinner" than scientists have seen during the five years the satellite has been taking pictures, NASA ice scientist Jay Zwally said Friday. He thinks there is slightly less than a 50-50 chance the North Pole will be ice-free. Last year was a record year for ice melt all over the Arctic and the ice band surrounding the North Pole is even thinner now....&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Forwarded:&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121433436381900681.html?mod=opinion_journal_federation  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The question we need to be asking, over and over, goes something like this . . .  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In science, every verifiable process can be explained through a scientific formula.  If carbon dioxide is capable of regulating global temperatures, there has to be a formula that accurately and consistently demonstrates the causative relationship between carbon dioxide concentrations and global temperatures.   &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Where is that formula? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;June 25, 2008 &lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;**************************************************************************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121486841811817591.html?mod=todays_columnists &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;July 1, 2008 &lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; GLOBAL VIEW &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By BRET STEPHENS &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;   &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Global Warming as Mass Neurosis&lt;br /&gt;July 1, 2008; Page A15&lt;br /&gt;Last week marked the 20th anniversary of the mass hysteria phenomenon known as global warming. Much of the science has since been discredited. Now it's time for political scientists, theologians and psychiatrists to weigh in.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What, discredited? Thousands of scientists insist otherwise, none more noisily than NASA's Jim Hansen, who first banged the gong with his June 23, 1988, congressional testimony (delivered with all the modesty of "99% confidence").&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;AP &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;The New True Believers&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;But mother nature has opinions of her own. NASA now begrudgingly confirms that the hottest year on record in the continental 48 was not 1998, as previously believed, but 1934, and that six of the 10 hottest years since 1880 antedate 1954. Data from 3,000 scientific robots in the world's oceans show there has been slight cooling in the past five years, never mind that "80% to 90% of global warming involves heating up ocean waters," according to a report by NPR's Richard Harris.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Arctic ice cap may be thinning, but the extent of Antarctic sea ice has been expanding for years. At least as of February, last winter was the Northern Hemisphere's coldest in decades. In May, German climate modelers reported in the journal Nature that global warming is due for a decade-long vacation. But be not not-afraid, added the modelers: The inexorable march to apocalypse resumes in 2020.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This last item is, of course, a forecast, not an empirical observation. But it raises a useful question: If even slight global cooling remains evidence of global warming, what isn't evidence of global warming? What we have here is a nonfalsifiable hypothesis, logically indistinguishable from claims for the existence of God. This doesn't mean God doesn't exist, or that global warming isn't happening. It does mean it isn't science.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So let's stop fussing about the interpretation of ice core samples from the South Pole and temperature readings in the troposphere. The real place where discussions of global warming belong is in the realm of belief, and particularly the motives for belief. I see three mutually compatible explanations.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The first is as a vehicle of ideological convenience. Socialism may have failed as an economic theory, but global warming alarmism, with its dire warnings about the consequences of industry and consumerism, is equally a rebuke to capitalism. Take just about any other discredited leftist nostrum of yore – population control, higher taxes, a vast new regulatory regime, global economic redistribution, an enhanced role for the United Nations – and global warming provides a justification. One wonders what the left would make of a scientific "consensus" warning that some looming environmental crisis could only be averted if every college-educated woman bore six children: Thumbs to "patriarchal" science; curtains to the species.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A second explanation is theological. Surely it is no accident that the principal catastrophe predicted by global warming alarmists is diluvian in nature. Surely it is not a coincidence that modern-day environmentalists are awfully biblical in their critique of the depredations of modern society: "And it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart." That's Genesis, but it sounds like Jim Hansen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And surely it is in keeping with this essentially religious outlook that the "solutions" chiefly offered to global warming involve radical changes to personal behavior, all of them with an ascetic, virtue-centric bent: drive less, buy less, walk lightly upon the earth and so on. A light carbon footprint has become the 21st-century equivalent of sexual abstinence.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Finally, there is a psychological explanation. Listen carefully to the global warming alarmists, and the main theme that emerges is that what the developed world needs is a large dose of penance. What's remarkable is the extent to which penance sells among a mostly secular audience. What is there to be penitent about?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As it turns out, a lot, at least if you're inclined to believe that our successes are undeserved and that prosperity is morally suspect. In this view, global warming is nature's great comeuppance, affirming as nothing else our guilty conscience for our worldly success.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In "The Varieties of Religious Experience," William James distinguishes between healthy, life-affirming religion and the monastically inclined, "morbid-minded" religion of the sick-souled. Global warming is sick-souled religion.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Write to bstephens@wsj.com1&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121486841811817591.html?mod=todays_columnists "&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5902214963004339535-6084016969289709424?l=oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/feeds/6084016969289709424/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5902214963004339535&amp;postID=6084016969289709424' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/6084016969289709424'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/6084016969289709424'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/2008/07/global-warming-morbid-religion-or-real.html' title='GLOBAL WARMING A MORBID RELIGION OR THE &apos;REAL&apos; 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margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R6kMWeb74jI/AAAAAAAAApM/5IUDSRWvplk/s400/FATHER+AND+SON.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5163672028023874098" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R6snVub74rI/AAAAAAAAAqM/kS9W2CM5xg4/s1600-h/father+and+son+2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R6snVub74rI/AAAAAAAAAqM/kS9W2CM5xg4/s400/father+and+son+2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5164264651906343602" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5902214963004339535-5847736597080698817?l=oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/feeds/5847736597080698817/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5902214963004339535&amp;postID=5847736597080698817' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/5847736597080698817'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/5847736597080698817'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/2008/02/you-rewrote-what.html' title='&quot;YOU REWROTE WHAT?&quot;'/><author><name>x</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18383878617575725306</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R6kMWeb74jI/AAAAAAAAApM/5IUDSRWvplk/s72-c/FATHER+AND+SON.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902214963004339535.post-2055534482093995593</id><published>2008-02-05T15:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-05T15:22:11.005-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='YOU MUST HAVE A MOUTH TO TAKE THIS PILL'/><title type='text'>CHIEF DIVERSITY</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R6jvnOb74hI/AAAAAAAAAo8/uofdBGAzfao/s1600-h/CHEIF+DIVERSITY.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R6jvnOb74hI/AAAAAAAAAo8/uofdBGAzfao/s400/CHEIF+DIVERSITY.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5163640429949477394" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5902214963004339535-2055534482093995593?l=oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/feeds/2055534482093995593/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5902214963004339535&amp;postID=2055534482093995593' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/2055534482093995593'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/2055534482093995593'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/2008/02/chief-diversity.html' title='CHIEF DIVERSITY'/><author><name>x</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18383878617575725306</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R6jvnOb74hI/AAAAAAAAAo8/uofdBGAzfao/s72-c/CHEIF+DIVERSITY.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902214963004339535.post-8018520314117055092</id><published>2008-02-05T06:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-05T15:19:35.307-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I DIDN&apos;T SEE IT UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ANY OF IT GOOD FOR EATIN&apos;?'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NOW I HAVE TO WASH MY TRUCK'/><title type='text'>WILDLIFE/VEHICLE COLLISION REDUCTION PHOTO OP</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R6h2gub74eI/AAAAAAAAAok/vENU4xLeqQc/s1600-h/SAVE+WILDLIFE+PATH.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R6h2gub74eI/AAAAAAAAAok/vENU4xLeqQc/s400/SAVE+WILDLIFE+PATH.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5163507277373366754" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Federal Highway Administration introduced the first 'WILDLIFE SAFETY PATH' on a mountain highway in Otero county, New Mexico.  The WILDLIFE SAFETY PATH is designed to reduce wildlife collisions with vehicles. Vehicles will be instructed to proceed with caution and slow down on highways where wildlife and endangered species are known to cross.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R6h-4-b74fI/AAAAAAAAAos/ndrWX29BWsM/s1600-h/HONK+HONK.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R6h-4-b74fI/AAAAAAAAAos/ndrWX29BWsM/s400/HONK+HONK.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5163516490078216690" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5902214963004339535-8018520314117055092?l=oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/feeds/8018520314117055092/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5902214963004339535&amp;postID=8018520314117055092' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/8018520314117055092'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/8018520314117055092'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/2008/02/blog-post_05.html' title='WILDLIFE/VEHICLE COLLISION REDUCTION PHOTO OP'/><author><name>x</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18383878617575725306</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R6h2gub74eI/AAAAAAAAAok/vENU4xLeqQc/s72-c/SAVE+WILDLIFE+PATH.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902214963004339535.post-3029165427685317156</id><published>2008-02-02T18:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-02T18:44:16.067-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='HIGHWAY SAFETY'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='FEDERAL HIGHWAY ADMINISTRATION'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WILDLIFE-VEHICLE COLLISIONS'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WAIT YOUR TURN'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='AM/FM ELK'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WILDLIFE WARNING DEVICES'/><title type='text'>WAIT YOUR TURN: ENDANGERED SPECIES CROSSING</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R6UqMeb74WI/AAAAAAAAAnk/B2d7L3CwD3k/s1600-h/wait+your+turn.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R6UqMeb74WI/AAAAAAAAAnk/B2d7L3CwD3k/s400/wait+your+turn.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5162578941667172706" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A 2007 study by the Federal Highway Administration: WILDLIFE-VEHICLE COLLISIONS REDUCTION: 2007, suggests putting radio collars on elk that would signal special driver alert highway safety devices.  The radio collars would activate these driver alert devices whenever endangered wildlife was in the area.  The road would be closed, special lights would go on, or a bright illuminated sign would tell drivers to slow down and to exercise caution.  A link to this study is in the text headlines above.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5902214963004339535-3029165427685317156?l=oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/feeds/3029165427685317156/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5902214963004339535&amp;postID=3029165427685317156' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/3029165427685317156'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/3029165427685317156'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/2008/02/wait-your-turn-endangered-species.html' title='WAIT YOUR TURN: ENDANGERED SPECIES CROSSING'/><author><name>x</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18383878617575725306</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R6UqMeb74WI/AAAAAAAAAnk/B2d7L3CwD3k/s72-c/wait+your+turn.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902214963004339535.post-2781165498692025430</id><published>2008-02-02T03:04:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-02T03:07:20.276-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R6RO4eb74VI/AAAAAAAAAnc/CdjFBfZiHug/s1600-h/OTERO+INQUIRER.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R6RO4eb74VI/AAAAAAAAAnc/CdjFBfZiHug/s400/OTERO+INQUIRER.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5162337805023306066" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5902214963004339535-2781165498692025430?l=oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/feeds/2781165498692025430/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5902214963004339535&amp;postID=2781165498692025430' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/2781165498692025430'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/2781165498692025430'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/2008/02/blog-post.html' title=''/><author><name>x</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18383878617575725306</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R6RO4eb74VI/AAAAAAAAAnc/CdjFBfZiHug/s72-c/OTERO+INQUIRER.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902214963004339535.post-8221304255083489449</id><published>2008-01-31T08:44:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-31T08:45:35.996-08:00</updated><title type='text'>PREDATOR AVERSION STIMULI</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R6H7KOb74QI/AAAAAAAAAm0/yoAcCMYLTVA/s1600-h/PREDATOR+AVERSION+STIMULI.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R6H7KOb74QI/AAAAAAAAAm0/yoAcCMYLTVA/s320/PREDATOR+AVERSION+STIMULI.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5161682801035829506" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5902214963004339535-8221304255083489449?l=oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/feeds/8221304255083489449/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5902214963004339535&amp;postID=8221304255083489449' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/8221304255083489449'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/8221304255083489449'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/2008/01/predator-aversion-stimuli.html' title='PREDATOR AVERSION STIMULI'/><author><name>x</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18383878617575725306</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R6H7KOb74QI/AAAAAAAAAm0/yoAcCMYLTVA/s72-c/PREDATOR+AVERSION+STIMULI.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902214963004339535.post-1557800921722996001</id><published>2008-01-31T08:43:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-31T08:44:23.974-08:00</updated><title type='text'>OBAMA IN DENVER</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R6H64ub74PI/AAAAAAAAAms/vr1JmGtP_xw/s1600-h/OBAMA+SPEECH.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R6H64ub74PI/AAAAAAAAAms/vr1JmGtP_xw/s400/OBAMA+SPEECH.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5161682500388118770" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5902214963004339535-1557800921722996001?l=oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/feeds/1557800921722996001/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5902214963004339535&amp;postID=1557800921722996001' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/1557800921722996001'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/1557800921722996001'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/2008/01/obama-in-denver.html' title='OBAMA IN DENVER'/><author><name>x</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18383878617575725306</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R6H64ub74PI/AAAAAAAAAms/vr1JmGtP_xw/s72-c/OBAMA+SPEECH.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902214963004339535.post-1779463615305747415</id><published>2008-01-30T15:14:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-30T15:16:41.839-08:00</updated><title type='text'>TAX REBATES FOR ILLEGALS</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R6EFC-b74KI/AAAAAAAAAmE/nynk6bYhgXc/s1600-h/TAX+REBATES+FOR+ILLEGALS.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R6EFC-b74KI/AAAAAAAAAmE/nynk6bYhgXc/s400/TAX+REBATES+FOR+ILLEGALS.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5161412196621344930" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When the story broke on national media that tax rebates for illegal aliens was being considered, I put this cartoon up on the blog.  I tried to make it look like a Minuteman might see illegals through night vision goggles.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5902214963004339535-1779463615305747415?l=oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/feeds/1779463615305747415/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5902214963004339535&amp;postID=1779463615305747415' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/1779463615305747415'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/1779463615305747415'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/2008/01/tax-rebates-for-illegals.html' title='TAX REBATES FOR ILLEGALS'/><author><name>x</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18383878617575725306</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R6EFC-b74KI/AAAAAAAAAmE/nynk6bYhgXc/s72-c/TAX+REBATES+FOR+ILLEGALS.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902214963004339535.post-2089105795235333785</id><published>2008-01-30T15:13:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-30T15:20:07.778-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R6EE1eb74JI/AAAAAAAAAl8/J94cbJQa6fw/s1600-h/PAW+ACT.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R6EE1eb74JI/AAAAAAAAAl8/J94cbJQa6fw/s400/PAW+ACT.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5161411964693110930" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This picture is a photoshop parody.  The picture originally appeared on the House of Representatives website.  The photo is of Rep. George Miller (CA) promoting his Protect America's Wildlife Act.  The wolf has Mr. Miller's hand, complete with some blood and gore.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5902214963004339535-2089105795235333785?l=oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/feeds/2089105795235333785/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5902214963004339535&amp;postID=2089105795235333785' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/2089105795235333785'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/2089105795235333785'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/2008/01/blog-post_30.html' title=''/><author><name>x</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18383878617575725306</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R6EE1eb74JI/AAAAAAAAAl8/J94cbJQa6fw/s72-c/PAW+ACT.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902214963004339535.post-8651196540126123089</id><published>2008-01-29T10:20:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-29T10:21:48.931-08:00</updated><title type='text'>LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD'S BACK....WITH A VENGENCE!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R59ut-b74BI/AAAAAAAAAk8/WcjA1A_ARsc/s1600-h/little+red+riding+hood.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R59ut-b74BI/AAAAAAAAAk8/WcjA1A_ARsc/s400/little+red+riding+hood.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5160965434123214866" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5902214963004339535-8651196540126123089?l=oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/feeds/8651196540126123089/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5902214963004339535&amp;postID=8651196540126123089' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/8651196540126123089'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/8651196540126123089'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/2008/01/little-red-riding-hoods-backwith.html' title='LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD&apos;S BACK....WITH A VENGENCE!'/><author><name>x</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18383878617575725306</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R59ut-b74BI/AAAAAAAAAk8/WcjA1A_ARsc/s72-c/little+red+riding+hood.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902214963004339535.post-7938383424843224738</id><published>2008-01-29T10:20:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-29T10:20:35.833-08:00</updated><title type='text'>BIG BAD WOLF AND ILLEGALS MEET LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R55EYub735I/AAAAAAAAAj8/l6HGFJ2VbyM/s1600-h/BIG+BAD+WOLF.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R55EYub735I/AAAAAAAAAj8/l6HGFJ2VbyM/s400/BIG+BAD+WOLF.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5160637414585917330" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Big Bad Wolf snuck into Grandma's house,while Grandma was away at Branson, MO. &lt;br /&gt;Grandma's a big Andy Williams fan.  Big Bad Wolf liked living in Grandma's house.&lt;br /&gt;He signed up for Medicaid, Social Security and AARP.  He thought he'd just hang out there until Little Red Riding Hood came to visit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R55Iq-b736I/AAAAAAAAAkE/GT1RFdaa-Fs/s1600-h/BIG+BAD+WOLF+2.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R55Iq-b736I/AAAAAAAAAkE/GT1RFdaa-Fs/s400/BIG+BAD+WOLF+2.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5160642126165041058" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One day two illegals showed up and moved in.  They claimed they loved America and had indigenous rights to Grandma's house.  They told Big Bad Wolf he could stay as long as he shared his federal entitlements with them.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R55O0Ob737I/AAAAAAAAAkM/dcMSKPZYH58/s1600-h/BIG+BAD+WOLF+3.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R55O0Ob737I/AAAAAAAAAkM/dcMSKPZYH58/s400/BIG+BAD+WOLF+3.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5160648882148597682" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Big Bad Wolf claimed he was more indigenous and even showed them a picture of one of his ancestors: CANIS LUPISPITHICUS.  This ancient Big Bad Wolf roamed the ancestoral jungles of New Mexico 25-30,000 years ago.  Big Bad Wolf told the illegals to scram!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R55Sdeb738I/AAAAAAAAAkU/yTA4fQ2P-ic/s1600-h/BIG+BAD+WOLF+4.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R55Sdeb738I/AAAAAAAAAkU/yTA4fQ2P-ic/s400/BIG+BAD+WOLF+4.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5160652889353084866" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The illegals countered claiming their ancestors were here 400,000 years ago.  They said their ancient ancestor INDIGENOUSPITHICUS crossed the border from ancient Mexico into what is now New Mexico long before Big Bad Wolf's ancestor did.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R55YC-b739I/AAAAAAAAAkc/J1bd0rjgzZQ/s1600-h/BIG+BAD+WOLF+5.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R55YC-b739I/AAAAAAAAAkc/J1bd0rjgzZQ/s400/BIG+BAD+WOLF+5.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5160659031156318162" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Big Bad Wolf and the illegals got into a fight, right there in Grandma's house!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R55fAeb73-I/AAAAAAAAAkk/yWz8mo8DN8w/s1600-h/BIG+BAD+WOLF+6.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R55fAeb73-I/AAAAAAAAAkk/yWz8mo8DN8w/s400/BIG+BAD+WOLF+6.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5160666684788039650" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the midst of all the commotion, Little Red Riding Hood burst through the door!&lt;br /&gt;Guns a blazing, she caught the Big Bad Wolf and the illegals by surprise!&lt;br /&gt;Little Red Riding Hood is back...and with a vengence!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To be continued......&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5902214963004339535-7938383424843224738?l=oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/feeds/7938383424843224738/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5902214963004339535&amp;postID=7938383424843224738' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/7938383424843224738'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/7938383424843224738'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/2008/01/big-bad-wolf-and-illegals-meet-little.html' title='BIG BAD WOLF AND ILLEGALS MEET LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD'/><author><name>x</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18383878617575725306</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R55EYub735I/AAAAAAAAAj8/l6HGFJ2VbyM/s72-c/BIG+BAD+WOLF.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902214963004339535.post-4050222476501871667</id><published>2008-01-29T10:17:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-29T10:18:32.591-08:00</updated><title type='text'>PRESIDENT BUSH'S NATIONAL SECURITY JEOPARDY</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R59t7ub74AI/AAAAAAAAAk0/7Usqk6RVYsk/s1600-h/state_of_union.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R59t7ub74AI/AAAAAAAAAk0/7Usqk6RVYsk/s400/state_of_union.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5160964570834788354" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5902214963004339535-4050222476501871667?l=oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/feeds/4050222476501871667/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5902214963004339535&amp;postID=4050222476501871667' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/4050222476501871667'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/4050222476501871667'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/2008/01/president-bushs-national-security.html' title='PRESIDENT BUSH&apos;S NATIONAL SECURITY JEOPARDY'/><author><name>x</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18383878617575725306</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R59t7ub74AI/AAAAAAAAAk0/7Usqk6RVYsk/s72-c/state_of_union.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902214963004339535.post-5079850370729021945</id><published>2008-01-22T20:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-22T20:41:43.687-08:00</updated><title type='text'>WOLF ATTACKING UNARMED VILLAGERS IN EUROPE</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5bFBOb73fI/AAAAAAAAAgo/BI4xQt8Xusk/s1600-h/wolves+attacking+unarmed+russians.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5bFBOb73fI/AAAAAAAAAgo/BI4xQt8Xusk/s400/wolves+attacking+unarmed+russians.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5158527048045288946" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I drew this picture after reading the accounts of wolf populations and attacks on humans increasing after governments in Europe and Russia disarmed the population.&lt;br /&gt;I tried to make it look like a 1900 century woodcut or lithograph.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5902214963004339535-5079850370729021945?l=oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/feeds/5079850370729021945/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5902214963004339535&amp;postID=5079850370729021945' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/5079850370729021945'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/5079850370729021945'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/2008/01/wolf-attacking-unarmed-villagers-in.html' title='WOLF ATTACKING UNARMED VILLAGERS IN EUROPE'/><author><name>x</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18383878617575725306</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5bFBOb73fI/AAAAAAAAAgo/BI4xQt8Xusk/s72-c/wolves+attacking+unarmed+russians.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902214963004339535.post-2674831953262214436</id><published>2008-01-22T17:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-22T18:07:12.046-08:00</updated><title type='text'>WOLF ATTACKING</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5ahSub73cI/AAAAAAAAAgQ/KFnK4po28SE/s1600-h/another+really+mean+looking+wolf.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5ahSub73cI/AAAAAAAAAgQ/KFnK4po28SE/s400/another+really+mean+looking+wolf.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5158487766274399682" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5ab95uARZI/AAAAAAAAAfo/R7TNaU5-xfo/s1600-h/mean+looking+wolf.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5ab95uARZI/AAAAAAAAAfo/R7TNaU5-xfo/s400/mean+looking+wolf.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5158481910967584146" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I drew this picture.  This is probably the last thing a calf or cow, or your family pet sees before it is killed by a wolf.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5902214963004339535-2674831953262214436?l=oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/feeds/2674831953262214436/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5902214963004339535&amp;postID=2674831953262214436' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/2674831953262214436'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/2674831953262214436'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/2008/01/wolf-attacking.html' title='WOLF ATTACKING'/><author><name>x</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18383878617575725306</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5ahSub73cI/AAAAAAAAAgQ/KFnK4po28SE/s72-c/another+really+mean+looking+wolf.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902214963004339535.post-6162855071141074834</id><published>2008-01-21T13:36:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-21T13:54:48.094-08:00</updated><title type='text'>THE WOLF PARODIES</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5UUbpuARQI/AAAAAAAAAeU/92125UI2cSM/s1600-h/NEW+GOV+VEHICLE.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5UUbpuARQI/AAAAAAAAAeU/92125UI2cSM/s400/NEW+GOV+VEHICLE.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5158051413510604034" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FISH &amp; WILDLIFE AND USFS ANNOUNCE JAGUAR REINTRODUCTION&lt;br /&gt;Apparently there was a mixup among government agencies about a memo to go ahead with the JAGUAR REINTRODUCTION PROGRAM. The FWS &amp; the USFS traded in all their trucks for new Jaguars.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5UT8puARPI/AAAAAAAAAeM/b5oV2AXFxe0/s1600-h/WOLF+ID.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5UT8puARPI/AAAAAAAAAeM/b5oV2AXFxe0/s400/WOLF+ID.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5158050880934659314" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Car carrying Mexican Gray Wolf&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5UTfZuAROI/AAAAAAAAAeE/WJSxBbo5Wn8/s1600-h/THE+WOLF+LOVER.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5UTfZuAROI/AAAAAAAAAeE/WJSxBbo5Wn8/s400/THE+WOLF+LOVER.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5158050378423485666" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Wolf Lover&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5UTB5uARNI/AAAAAAAAAd8/MCs8n9fO-TA/s1600-h/rehabilitation+wolf.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5UTB5uARNI/AAAAAAAAAd8/MCs8n9fO-TA/s400/rehabilitation+wolf.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5158049871617344722" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wolf rehabilitation program trains trusty wolf as a service dog for the visually handicapped.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5USsJuARMI/AAAAAAAAAd0/jdq8vcIwUg4/s1600-h/SAVE+THE+WOLVES.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5USsJuARMI/AAAAAAAAAd0/jdq8vcIwUg4/s400/SAVE+THE+WOLVES.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5158049497955189954" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SAVE THE WOLVES rally.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5USKJuARLI/AAAAAAAAAds/jjDADUv7B0Q/s1600-h/zoo+cam+for+wolves.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5USKJuARLI/AAAAAAAAAds/jjDADUv7B0Q/s400/zoo+cam+for+wolves.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5158048913839637682" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Denver Zoo has placed cameras in Rocky Mountain National Park to help determine if there are wolves living within the park's boundaries.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5UR0JuARKI/AAAAAAAAAdk/nyf7nVz84fo/s1600-h/swimming+with+wolves.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5UR0JuARKI/AAAAAAAAAdk/nyf7nVz84fo/s400/swimming+with+wolves.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5158048535882515618" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A Canadian wolf lover swims with a brown wolf, claiming swimming with wolves will help save the species.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5UQxpuARJI/AAAAAAAAAdc/naOA85yerfM/s1600-h/WOLF+INTERGALATIC+INCIDENT.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5UQxpuARJI/AAAAAAAAAdc/naOA85yerfM/s400/WOLF+INTERGALATIC+INCIDENT.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5158047393421214866" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The alien space accidentally beamed a wolf aboard. Some sort of commotion occurred on the alien ship. The blue beam reappeared and immediately beamed the wolf back down.&lt;br /&gt;The wolf was seen running out of the blue bean with an alien gray in its jaws.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5902214963004339535-6162855071141074834?l=oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/feeds/6162855071141074834/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5902214963004339535&amp;postID=6162855071141074834' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/6162855071141074834'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/6162855071141074834'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/2008/01/wolf-parodies.html' title='THE WOLF PARODIES'/><author><name>x</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18383878617575725306</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5UUbpuARQI/AAAAAAAAAeU/92125UI2cSM/s72-c/NEW+GOV+VEHICLE.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902214963004339535.post-6708203074078246840</id><published>2008-01-20T15:08:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-20T15:10:33.013-08:00</updated><title type='text'>POLAR BEARS ON A PLANE</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5PUtpuARII/AAAAAAAAAdU/syQjoJKDmBc/s1600-h/POLAR+BEARS+ON+A+PLANE.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5PUtpuARII/AAAAAAAAAdU/syQjoJKDmBc/s400/POLAR+BEARS+ON+A+PLANE.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5157699879027360898" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you believe the Fish and Wildlife Service political claim the polar bear is endangered because of global warming you'll love the CENTER FOR HYSTERICAL DIVERSITY'S action thriller based on scientific data: POLAR BEARS ON A PLANE!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5902214963004339535-6708203074078246840?l=oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/feeds/6708203074078246840/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5902214963004339535&amp;postID=6708203074078246840' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/6708203074078246840'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/6708203074078246840'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/2008/01/polar-bears-on-plane.html' title='POLAR BEARS ON A PLANE'/><author><name>x</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18383878617575725306</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5PUtpuARII/AAAAAAAAAdU/syQjoJKDmBc/s72-c/POLAR+BEARS+ON+A+PLANE.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902214963004339535.post-8500293845409709568</id><published>2008-01-20T10:40:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-20T10:41:04.940-08:00</updated><title type='text'>WHO'S WATCHING OUT FOR CORY VOORHIS?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5OVupuARCI/AAAAAAAAAck/5ndaJCUXqNg/s1600-h/WHO%2527S%2BWATCHING%2BOUT%2BFOR%2BCORY%2BVOORHIS.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5OVupuARCI/AAAAAAAAAck/5ndaJCUXqNg/s400/WHO%2527S%2BWATCHING%2BOUT%2BFOR%2BCORY%2BVOORHIS.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5157630626974680098" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5902214963004339535-8500293845409709568?l=oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/feeds/8500293845409709568/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5902214963004339535&amp;postID=8500293845409709568' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/8500293845409709568'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/8500293845409709568'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/2008/01/whos-watching-out-for-cory-voorhis_20.html' title='WHO&apos;S WATCHING OUT FOR CORY VOORHIS?'/><author><name>x</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18383878617575725306</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5OVupuARCI/AAAAAAAAAck/5ndaJCUXqNg/s72-c/WHO%2527S%2BWATCHING%2BOUT%2BFOR%2BCORY%2BVOORHIS.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902214963004339535.post-4177036625865512968</id><published>2008-01-20T10:37:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-20T10:39:55.097-08:00</updated><title type='text'>ANCIENT MAYAN REINTRODUCTION PROGRAM ANNOUNCED</title><content type='html'>Friday, January 18, 2008&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5OVTpuARBI/AAAAAAAAAcc/JQT1By5cESA/s1600-h/ANCIIENT+MAYAN+REINTRODUCTION+PROGRAM.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5OVTpuARBI/AAAAAAAAAcc/JQT1By5cESA/s400/ANCIIENT+MAYAN+REINTRODUCTION+PROGRAM.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5157630163118212114" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Wish and Wildlife Service, working in conjuction with federal immigration authorities, announced it would proceed with the ANCIENT MAYAN REINTRODUCTION PROGRAM. WWS and immigration officials will offer two years in the program to any illegal alien arrested, as opposed to deportation. Willing participants must live a minimum of two years in the wilds of Catron county to be eligible for U.S.citizenship. WWS officials say the program is needed to control the booming Mexican Gray Wolf population in the region. Native American tribes were approached about the program.&lt;br /&gt;After the initial laughter died down tribal leaders suggested the WWS employees leave while they still had their hair. WWS conceeds its a bit of a stretch to claim the ancient Mayans inhabited present day New Mexico; but as one official stated: "Accuarate science and history has never been a strong point of this agency".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Posted by Otero Resident Forum at 2:54 PM 0 comments&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5902214963004339535-4177036625865512968?l=oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/feeds/4177036625865512968/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5902214963004339535&amp;postID=4177036625865512968' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/4177036625865512968'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/4177036625865512968'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/2008/01/ancient-mayan-reintroduction-program_20.html' title='ANCIENT MAYAN REINTRODUCTION PROGRAM ANNOUNCED'/><author><name>x</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18383878617575725306</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5OVTpuARBI/AAAAAAAAAcc/JQT1By5cESA/s72-c/ANCIIENT+MAYAN+REINTRODUCTION+PROGRAM.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902214963004339535.post-4722532134465039939</id><published>2008-01-20T10:35:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-21T13:58:45.044-08:00</updated><title type='text'>ORF PERSON OF THE YEAR AWARD</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5OUzZuARAI/AAAAAAAAAcU/Z9f9xhH2PbE/s1600-h/PERSON%2BOF%2BTHE%2BYEAR%2BAWARD.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5OUzZuARAI/AAAAAAAAAcU/Z9f9xhH2PbE/s400/PERSON%2BOF%2BTHE%2BYEAR%2BAWARD.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5157629609067430914" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hillary Clinton's new book fits nicely here&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5UVd5uARRI/AAAAAAAAAeg/-Uuso3qT2y4/s1600-h/IT+TAKES+A+VILLAGE.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5UVd5uARRI/AAAAAAAAAeg/-Uuso3qT2y4/s400/IT+TAKES+A+VILLAGE.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5158052551676937490" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5902214963004339535-4722532134465039939?l=oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/feeds/4722532134465039939/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5902214963004339535&amp;postID=4722532134465039939' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/4722532134465039939'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/4722532134465039939'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/2008/01/orf-person-of-year-award.html' title='ORF PERSON OF THE YEAR AWARD'/><author><name>x</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18383878617575725306</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5OUzZuARAI/AAAAAAAAAcU/Z9f9xhH2PbE/s72-c/PERSON%2BOF%2BTHE%2BYEAR%2BAWARD.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902214963004339535.post-3274632385328019385</id><published>2008-01-20T10:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-20T10:35:50.335-08:00</updated><title type='text'>SOMEBODY STUCK A WOLF IN OUR MAILBOX</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5OUcJuAQ_I/AAAAAAAAAcM/kxPTKY36X8E/s1600-h/WOLF+IN+MAILBOX.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5OUcJuAQ_I/AAAAAAAAAcM/kxPTKY36X8E/s400/WOLF+IN+MAILBOX.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5157629209635472370" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sunday, December 30, 2007&lt;br /&gt;SOMEBODY STUCK A WOLF IN OUR MAILBOX &lt;br /&gt;(Parody) We suspect some irrate wolf lover attempted to cause us harm by putting a Mexican Gray Wolf in our mailbox. We discovered the wolf, crammed in the mailbox, and called a federal agency which immediately called the fire department to get the poor creature out of the mailbox. The wolf has been shipped to a petting zoo in Santa Fe county, NM.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5902214963004339535-3274632385328019385?l=oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/feeds/3274632385328019385/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5902214963004339535&amp;postID=3274632385328019385' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/3274632385328019385'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/3274632385328019385'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/2008/01/somebody-stuck-wolf-in-our-mailbox.html' title='SOMEBODY STUCK A WOLF IN OUR MAILBOX'/><author><name>x</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18383878617575725306</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5OUcJuAQ_I/AAAAAAAAAcM/kxPTKY36X8E/s72-c/WOLF+IN+MAILBOX.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902214963004339535.post-4639025831304446953</id><published>2008-01-20T10:23:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-20T10:25:18.947-08:00</updated><title type='text'>RANCHER BOOTING GENETICALLY ENGINEERED MINI-WOLF</title><content type='html'>Saturday, December 29, 2007&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OTERO RESIDENTS FORUM EXCLUSIVE &lt;br /&gt;(Parody) The controversy over wolf reintroduction into southern New Mexico has fanned the flames of a heated debate between ranchers and wolf advocates. Livestock and family pets belonging to ranching families have fallen prey to wolf packs. Environmentalists and wolf advocates insist the wolf is a beneficial predator essential to the ecological well being of the region. Ranchers complain their cattle and family pets don’t stand a chance against ravenous wolf attacks. Wolf advocates counter with arguments that essentially call for removal of ranchers, livestock, family pets and line dancing from the region.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An equitable solution may be in the making. The Otero Residents Forum has learned that famed geneticist ‘Bill’ has bred miniature gray wolves in captivity. Working in a secret facility, Bill has used genetic engineering to reduce the size of a Gray Wolf, from the larger animal familiar to both sides of the debate, to a much smaller animal the size of a jackrabbit. Bill’s rationale is to give other animals, both domestic and wild, a fighting chance when encountering wolf packs. Bill insists the smaller version of the wolf has all the natural instincts for survival and maintaining wolf society, in a smaller package.&lt;br /&gt;“Imagine if you will”, Bill explains; “You walk outside and there’s a miniature gray wolf on your porch, eyeing your dog’s food dish. Instead of fleeing back inside the house, in fear of your life and abandoning your dog to certain death; you grab a shovel and smash the little critter. Then you just scoop it up and drop it in a specimen bag and mail it to the Fish and Wildlife Service”.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bill believes the miniature wolf packs will feed primarily on smaller rodents, insects, the endangered Mexican Spotted Owl, road kill and bird seed. Wolf advocates criticize the creation of a new genetically bred mini-wolf as unfair to the animal and against the morals of environmentalism. Bill counters this assessment with, “Who cares what those guys think? We can release these little wolves anywhere we want. Those people have no say in miniature wolf reintroduction. We’re releasing them on public lands; not environmentalist owned lands. The environmentalists have no standing in this debate. They’re from out-of-town, don’t rely on the land for their livelihood and talk like they have some right to come in here and disrupt the community. My next project will be to genetically engineer little environmentalists a fellow can just stomp on like a bug”.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5ORxZuAQ-I/AAAAAAAAAcE/pqlJG31FW2w/s1600-h/miniature+wolf+booting.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5ORxZuAQ-I/AAAAAAAAAcE/pqlJG31FW2w/s400/miniature+wolf+booting.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5157626276172809186" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5902214963004339535-4639025831304446953?l=oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/feeds/4639025831304446953/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5902214963004339535&amp;postID=4639025831304446953' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/4639025831304446953'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/4639025831304446953'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/2008/01/rancher-booting-genetically-engineered.html' title='RANCHER BOOTING GENETICALLY ENGINEERED MINI-WOLF'/><author><name>x</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18383878617575725306</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5ORxZuAQ-I/AAAAAAAAAcE/pqlJG31FW2w/s72-c/miniature+wolf+booting.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902214963004339535.post-2885983827731756365</id><published>2008-01-20T10:20:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-20T10:21:36.561-08:00</updated><title type='text'>NEW STUDY: PREDATORS HUNT BY LINE OF SIGHT</title><content type='html'>Monday, December 17, 2007&lt;br /&gt;NEW STUDY: PREDATORS HUNT BY LINE OF SIGHT &lt;br /&gt;An article about a recent study in Africa tells of ranchers hanging burlap bags over wire fences, to keep lions away. According to the study, if the predator can't see its prey, it simply goes away.&lt;br /&gt;Link to study: &lt;br /&gt;http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2000/05/000512082235.htm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the spirit of species conservation, Otero Residents Forum has some suggestions for utilizing this new dynamic in protecting livestock from predators. WE suggest ranchers simply disguise their cattle. In the picture we have cleverly disguised two cows. One as a house and the other as an old pickup truck: (note the dummy in the pickup truck). &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5OQ95uAQ9I/AAAAAAAAAb8/RUzSLejeduY/s1600-h/DISGUISE%2BYOUR%2BCATTLE.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5OQ95uAQ9I/AAAAAAAAAb8/RUzSLejeduY/s400/DISGUISE%2BYOUR%2BCATTLE.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5157625391409546194" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FORUM NOTE: This may not be such a good idea after all. On the second night of disguising our cattle as a house and an old pickup truck; a wolf disguised as a motorboat snuck up to one of the cows and bit it. &lt;br /&gt;Photo link: www.fifa.asn.au&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5902214963004339535-2885983827731756365?l=oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/feeds/2885983827731756365/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5902214963004339535&amp;postID=2885983827731756365' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/2885983827731756365'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/2885983827731756365'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/2008/01/new-study-predators-hunt-by-line-of.html' title='NEW STUDY: PREDATORS HUNT BY LINE OF SIGHT'/><author><name>x</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18383878617575725306</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5OQ95uAQ9I/AAAAAAAAAb8/RUzSLejeduY/s72-c/DISGUISE%2BYOUR%2BCATTLE.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902214963004339535.post-4313001979930577813</id><published>2008-01-20T04:20:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-20T04:21:37.313-08:00</updated><title type='text'>U.N. 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PROVIDES PLASMA TVs FOR NUER TRIBESMEN IN AFRICA'/><author><name>x</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18383878617575725306</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5M8p5uAQ7I/AAAAAAAAAbs/csyLutwriII/s72-c/nuer.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902214963004339535.post-3909990983887915616</id><published>2008-01-20T04:17:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-20T04:20:01.728-08:00</updated><title type='text'>GREEN LAW ENFORCEMENT</title><content type='html'>Monday, September 24, 2007&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;ALAMOGORDO GLACIER &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ALAMOGORDO: In accordance with the newly adopted 'green' law enforcement techniques, Alamogordo police will no longer be allowed to use tasers as a method of non-lethal use of force. Following the guidelines layed out in Agenda 21's 'Green Enforcement for Law Enforcement', officers now will be using badgers as the new method of non-lethal use of force.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5M8G5uAQ6I/AAAAAAAAAbk/UJcFejMjyGI/s1600-h/taser%2Bclass.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5M8G5uAQ6I/AAAAAAAAAbk/UJcFejMjyGI/s400/taser%2Bclass.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5157532087540007842" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5902214963004339535-3909990983887915616?l=oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/feeds/3909990983887915616/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5902214963004339535&amp;postID=3909990983887915616' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/3909990983887915616'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/3909990983887915616'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/2008/01/green-law-enforcement.html' title='GREEN LAW ENFORCEMENT'/><author><name>x</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18383878617575725306</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5M8G5uAQ6I/AAAAAAAAAbk/UJcFejMjyGI/s72-c/taser%2Bclass.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902214963004339535.post-4697627171773205125</id><published>2008-01-20T04:12:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-20T04:13:51.991-08:00</updated><title type='text'>HUNTING WITH DICK CHENEY</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5M68puAQ5I/AAAAAAAAAbc/Z0Xx6z60Fbc/s1600-h/VPshootsaguy.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5M68puAQ5I/AAAAAAAAAbc/Z0Xx6z60Fbc/s400/VPshootsaguy.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5157530811934720914" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5902214963004339535-4697627171773205125?l=oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/feeds/4697627171773205125/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5902214963004339535&amp;postID=4697627171773205125' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/4697627171773205125'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/4697627171773205125'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/2008/01/hunting-with-dick-cheney.html' title='HUNTING WITH DICK CHENEY'/><author><name>x</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18383878617575725306</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5M68puAQ5I/AAAAAAAAAbc/Z0Xx6z60Fbc/s72-c/VPshootsaguy.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902214963004339535.post-6417381572117794255</id><published>2008-01-20T04:04:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-20T04:08:24.113-08:00</updated><title type='text'>THE PRESIDENTIAL GRAVE DANCER</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5M5LJuAQ1I/AAAAAAAAAa4/XmhIeN3Cl9w/s1600-h/th_pissing2-copy.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5M5LJuAQ1I/AAAAAAAAAa4/XmhIeN3Cl9w/s400/th_pissing2-copy.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5157528862019568466" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5M5LJuAQ2I/AAAAAAAAAbA/pyDjnN29D0g/s1600-h/th_dancing1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5M5LJuAQ2I/AAAAAAAAAbA/pyDjnN29D0g/s400/th_dancing1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5157528862019568482" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This punk had himself photographed urinating on President Nixon's grave and dancing on Ronald Reagan's grave.  I found the pictures on a nasty liberal blog, went on a national conservative radio show and the kid was outed.  His parents went public with an apology and begged for the angry public to leave them alone.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5902214963004339535-6417381572117794255?l=oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/feeds/6417381572117794255/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5902214963004339535&amp;postID=6417381572117794255' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/6417381572117794255'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/6417381572117794255'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/2008/01/presidential-grave-dancer.html' title='THE PRESIDENTIAL GRAVE DANCER'/><author><name>x</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18383878617575725306</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5M5LJuAQ1I/AAAAAAAAAa4/XmhIeN3Cl9w/s72-c/th_pissing2-copy.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902214963004339535.post-8864323510671333357</id><published>2008-01-20T04:03:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-20T04:04:44.710-08:00</updated><title type='text'>CONSERVATIVE 'LOON' FLAG</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5M4yZuAQ0I/AAAAAAAAAaw/yELx1j3HdQc/s1600-h/NEOLOONMCDC.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5M4yZuAQ0I/AAAAAAAAAaw/yELx1j3HdQc/s400/NEOLOONMCDC.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5157528436817806146" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5902214963004339535-8864323510671333357?l=oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/feeds/8864323510671333357/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5902214963004339535&amp;postID=8864323510671333357' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/8864323510671333357'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/8864323510671333357'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/2008/01/conservative-loon-flag.html' title='CONSERVATIVE &apos;LOON&apos; 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margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5MzgpuAQfI/AAAAAAAAAYI/f2C1AjOhpK8/s400/aaacolorado.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5157522634316988914" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5Mzg5uAQhI/AAAAAAAAAYY/7m73ioqRxKU/s1600-h/aanewmexicosign.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5Mzg5uAQhI/AAAAAAAAAYY/7m73ioqRxKU/s400/aanewmexicosign.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5157522638611956242" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5MzhJuAQiI/AAAAAAAAAYg/P9AwV0KxtL4/s1600-h/BOUNDARYSIGNTWO.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5MzhJuAQiI/AAAAAAAAAYg/P9AwV0KxtL4/s400/BOUNDARYSIGNTWO.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5157522642906923554" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5902214963004339535-1677392511342991448?l=oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/feeds/1677392511342991448/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5902214963004339535&amp;postID=1677392511342991448' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/1677392511342991448'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/1677392511342991448'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/2008/01/signs-on-usmexican-border-wed-like-to.html' title='SIGNS ON THE U.S./MEXICAN BORDER SIGNS WE&apos;D LIKE TO SEE'/><author><name>x</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18383878617575725306</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5MzgpuAQfI/AAAAAAAAAYI/f2C1AjOhpK8/s72-c/aaacolorado.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902214963004339535.post-4519271436149166604</id><published>2008-01-20T02:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-20T02:58:10.759-08:00</updated><title type='text'>DEPORTATION RIDE</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5MpMZuAQeI/AAAAAAAAAYA/U7X3jKVHIHg/s1600-h/oceanviewrides.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5MpMZuAQeI/AAAAAAAAAYA/U7X3jKVHIHg/s400/oceanviewrides.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5157511291308360162" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5902214963004339535-4519271436149166604?l=oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/feeds/4519271436149166604/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5902214963004339535&amp;postID=4519271436149166604' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/4519271436149166604'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/4519271436149166604'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/2008/01/deportation-ride.html' title='DEPORTATION RIDE'/><author><name>x</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18383878617575725306</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5MpMZuAQeI/AAAAAAAAAYA/U7X3jKVHIHg/s72-c/oceanviewrides.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902214963004339535.post-6024119774237981462</id><published>2008-01-20T02:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-20T02:53:47.642-08:00</updated><title type='text'>UNITED NATIONS: NEW US/MEXICO BORDER FENCE INHUMANE</title><content type='html'>Thursday, August 30, 2007&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The twenty mile long FLY PAPER border fence has been 100% effective in preventing illegal entry into the U.S. from Mexico. (parody)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5MoIpuAQdI/AAAAAAAAAX4/u15QURxMXH0/s1600-h/border+fende+II.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5MoIpuAQdI/AAAAAAAAAX4/u15QURxMXH0/s400/border+fende+II.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5157510127372222930" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5902214963004339535-6024119774237981462?l=oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/feeds/6024119774237981462/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5902214963004339535&amp;postID=6024119774237981462' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/6024119774237981462'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/6024119774237981462'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/2008/01/united-nations-new-usmexico-border.html' title='UNITED NATIONS: NEW US/MEXICO BORDER FENCE INHUMANE'/><author><name>x</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18383878617575725306</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n88LFLwBATo/R5MoIpuAQdI/AAAAAAAAAX4/u15QURxMXH0/s72-c/border+fende+II.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902214963004339535.post-458207746296659628</id><published>2008-01-19T15:10:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-19T15:15:27.977-08:00</updated><title type='text'>HAJJ 2006</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v610/spottedeagleboy/mens-t-shirts.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v610/spottedeagleboy/mens-t-shirts.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Several hundred people were trappled to death at the annual pilgrimage to Mecca in 2006.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5902214963004339535-458207746296659628?l=oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/feeds/458207746296659628/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5902214963004339535&amp;postID=458207746296659628' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/458207746296659628'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/458207746296659628'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/2008/01/blog-post_6854.html' title='HAJJ 2006'/><author><name>x</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18383878617575725306</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902214963004339535.post-2354902136169324911</id><published>2008-01-19T15:09:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-19T15:13:58.901-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5902214963004339535-2354902136169324911?l=oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/feeds/2354902136169324911/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5902214963004339535&amp;postID=2354902136169324911' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/2354902136169324911'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5902214963004339535/posts/default/2354902136169324911'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oteroresidentforumparodyblog.blogspot.com/2008/01/blog-post_9003.html' title=''/><author><name>x</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18383878617575725306</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902214963004339535.post-1905586732622547162</id><published>2008-01-19T14:58:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-19T14:59:07.740-08:00</updated><title type='text'>'SCUSE ME'....</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v610/spottedeagleboy/muslimfart.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; 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